The official 'Peer pressuring Skorp to bang Kelly Brook' thread

[denarii]

True - but they can never hide the fact their cock is bigger than mine 

you dont want to cross swords with a disgruntled tranny

[visualizeperfection]

You're obsession with "Skorp" is reaching new levels of creepiness.

I bet you sit at traffic lights in that trailer sized car with three screaming kids in the back, thinking about me..."damn that skorp" he's not that rich, I think I have more money, he's physique is all from tren I bet if I took what he took I'd look so much better. The girls he fucks...well my wife used to be hot as well when I met her....fuck I hate him.

My advice to you is come off the board, focus on improving yourself as a person, you're fat, you look like shit, you have a painfully boring life, I would commit suicide if I woke up in your shoes. I'm happy to be your life coach you miserable c unt.

I honestly think degnarly is on suicide watch after drinking down that stiff reality-martini.



Very ironic if his fat bitch wife was telling him he needs to make more money, whilst reading "skorps" verbal fuckin'-in-the-butt.

[big barbell]

you dont want to cross swords with a disgruntled tranny

Hey mate,

Rumor in the sewing circle is you fancy a shag with thai ladyboy


 

[denarii]

are you two (skorp and VP) reliving their childhood homelife on here?

[bigmc]

are you two (skorp and VP) reliving their childhood homelife on here?

why dont you come and train with us on the 18th

instead of shining like a little bitch on here 

[visualizeperfection]

why dont you come and train with us on the 18th

instead of shining like a little bitch on here 

denarri could use a few PT sessions.


thats for sure, have you seen the youtube videos of him "lifting"?

[Skorp1o]

denarri could use a few PT sessions.


thats for sure, have you seen the youtube videos of him "lifting"?

I've never seen a video of him lifting, but I've seen a video of him attempting to tear his lat muscles...luckily there's no muscle to begin with, just a rib cage covered in love handles and ginger hairs.

[denarii]

why dont you come and train with us on the 18th

instead of shining like a little bitch on here 

Better things to do? I'm in Paris most of that week.

[bigmc]

Better things to do? I'm in Paris most of that week.

thats why you have a 40" waist

im sure you are in paris 

could have given you a chance to show us you arent a bitter little tw at 

[BigCyp]

Maybe he's going to paris to bulk buy lonsdale hoodies at the hypermarket duty free?

[Skorp1o]

Maybe he's going to paris to bulk buy lonsdale hoodies at the hypermarket duty free?

He's loading the kids into the van and driving down via dover to Paris so they can see Disneyland.

[BigCyp]

He's going to drive past it at 70mph and tell them it's closed

[visualizeperfection]

I'm just going to assume denarri purchases a lot of "value packs".

[denarii]

thats why you have a 40" waist

im sure you are in paris 

could have given you a chance to show us you arent a bitter little tw at 

ill post a pic

[denarii]

I'm just going to assume denarri purchases a lot of "value packs".

any offer or value pack, yeah. i recently saved £27 versus about a £120 supermarlet shopping bill. thought that was good going. im the guy with five or six washing liquid tubs when they are on offer.

[visualizeperfection]

any offer or value pack, yeah. i recently saved £27 versus about a £120 supermarlet shopping bill. thought that was good going. im the guy with five or six washing liquid tubs when they are on offer.

Liquid washing tubs?


Must be a Brit thing.