The Mighty suffers a training related injury.

[Palpatine Q]

in a nutshell, ripping thru a nice trail on my Specialized, some frozen cock goes out of control coming back down the trail the wrong fkng way,and clips me,

i go flying at top speed , and slow down by smashing my face on a Kegdrainer sized rock.

the tally

bike is a monster...not a scratch

road rash on the mighty forearm

one broken cheekbone for good measure

[chaos]

Lol

[che]

Haha ,

[Palpatine Q]

Lol

He laughs

\
fuck you

[Grape Ape]

in a nutshell, ripping thru a nice trail on my Specialized, some frozen cock goes out of control coming back down the trail the wrong fkng way,and clips me,

i go flying at top speed , and slow down by smashing my face on a Kegdrainer sized rock.

the tally

bike is a monster...not a scratch

road rash on the mighty forearm

one broken cheekbone for good measure

I'll bet the rock looks worse.

Heal quickly dude and get back on that bike.

[chaos]

He laughs

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fuck you

I was riding down a trial 6" wide called cactus trail, one side vertical drop 50' or so peppered with cactus, the other side a solid wall of cactus, made it to the very end, rode the berm. ...top edge gives out, bike barrels into cactus, chaos goes down and chaos' own brother rides over his head.

[O.Z.]

avoid trails and use this

[Palpatine Q]

I was riding down a trial 6" wide called cactus trail, one side vertical drop 50' or so peppered with cactus, the other side a solid wall of cactus, made it to the very end, rode the berm. ...top edge gives out, bike barrels into cactus, chaos goes down and chaos' own brother rides over his head.

LMFAO

[wikkedonez]

I hope u beat his ass with your one good arm

[Irongrip400]

Still more man pretty than 95% of getbiggers. Godspeed  in your healing chief.

[chaos]

LMFAO

I've got a hundred f'ed up mountain bike stories. Good times!

[Palpatine Q]

I hope u beat his ass with your one good arm

I'm pretty sure I took a litttle nap  

[wikkedonez]

The real meaning of a "dirt nap"...

[EastCoastChick]

Not a hair out of place 

[che]

I've got a hundred f'ed up mountain bike stories. Good times!

Oh brother ,  real men ride dirt bikes

[chaos]

Oh brother ,  real men lazy bastards ride dirt bikes

[SF1900]

Feel better!

Maybe get booty to come over and take care of you. 

[che]

Owned

[no one]

lol awesome thread.


did this one last week.

was riding single track w two buddies. I'm in front and hear them behind me. were all equal riders so I'm pushing the pace. roller coastery stuff w very technical sections. we're decending switchbacks and the last one I can see a corner ahead is a high berm so I take it high to come off fast. problem is I'm going too fast. I can't roll out of the corner in time hit soft loam on the shoulder my bars cranked and I went right over, came unckipped and somehow my pedal came back and struck my shin.

I got up growling and grinding my teeth. fuck it hurt.

turns out I have a hairline fracture of my tibia and the tissue on my shin is still numb I'm thinking there's nerve damage as well. doesn't look like much but that shin was twice the size of my other one by the time we had done riding.

second pic is snakebite from when I using using flats and my pedal came around and gouged my calf when I again went over the bars on an incline I had no business taking lightly.

I still have scars on my arm from forearm rash from a bad one a couple months ago.

if your not falling off you'll never find your boundaries.

[chaos]

lol awesome thread.


did this one last week.

was riding single track w two buddies. I'm in front and hear them behind me. were all equal riders so I'm pushing the pace. roller coastery stuff w very technical sections. we're decending switchbacks and the last one I can see a corner ahead is a high berm so I take it high to come off fast. problem is I'm going too fast. I can't roll out of the corner in time hit soft loam on the shoulder my bars cranked and I went right over, came unckipped and somehow my pedal came back and struck my shin.

I got up growling and grinding my teeth. fuck it hurt.

turns out I have a hairline fracture of my tibia and the tissue on my shin is still numb I'm thinking there's nerve damage as well. doesn't look like much but that shin was twice the size of my other one by the time we had done riding.

second pic is snakebite from when I using using flats and my pedal came around and gouged my calf when I again went over the bars on an incline I had no business taking lightly.

I still have scars on my arm from forearm rash from a bad one a couple months ago.

if your not falling off you'll never find your boundaries.

I hate clips, always ride flats.  Kona Stinky Deelux.

[no one]

I hate clips, always ride flats.  Kona Stinky Deelux.

I went back to flats after that last crash. I'm just way faster on flats. I think people get brainwashed into using clipless (riding clipped in).

DC's and 45North pedals for me now.

you ride mostly DH? that kona a downhill rig?

[no one]

btw groink get well soon dude. busted cheek bone is no small thing.

[Hulkotron]

Great forearm vascularity despite the wound

[Coach is Back!]

Oh brother ,  real men ride dirt bikes

It's and enduro with a mirror.

[Palpatine Q]

btw groink get well soon dude. busted cheek bone is no small thing.

thanks  yeah its fkng painful

Luckily the doc was pretty liberal with the scrip pad.....I'm goofy as fuck right now

this pic is for Shizzo when he shows uo