Author Topic: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits? (Read 4493 times)

BayGBM · « **on:** February 14, 2006, 02:44:24 PM »

http://www.cbs4.com/video/?cid=5

This just in: my local news station is reporting that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have called it quits. Say it isn't so.

We have a saying where I come from: the empty barrel makes the most noise. Mark my words: any time you hear a couple brag about how “happy” they are and publicize their relationship, watch out--there is trouble in paradise. Truly happy couples do not brag about their relationhip, they simply live it.

Oh well, whatever happens to them next, their kid will be well provided for.

Bluto · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2006, 02:51:37 PM »

next brad and jolie calls it quits

WHAT HAPPEND TO EVERLASTING LOVE

blinky · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2006, 05:35:14 PM »

Katie finally found out what a nut job he is

gibberj2 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 14, 2006, 08:27:39 PM »

he's gay

Geo · « **Reply #4 on:** February 14, 2006, 09:08:29 PM »

Quote from: BayGBM on February 14, 2006, 02:44:24 PM

http://www.cbs4.com/video/?cid=5
This just in: my local news station is reporting that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have called it quits. Say it isn't so.
We have a saying where I come from: the empty barrel makes the most noise. Mark my words: any time you hear a couple brag about how “happy” they are and publicize their relationship, watch out--there is trouble in paradise. Truly happy couples do not brag about their relationhip, they simply live it.
Oh well, whatever happens to them next, their kid will be well provided for.

only a fag would give 2 shits what other people are doing.........

but thanx for the heads up anyways !

blinky · « **Reply #5 on:** February 14, 2006, 09:14:33 PM »

Quote from: Geo on February 14, 2006, 09:08:29 PM

only a fag would give 2 shits what other people are doing.........
but thanx for the heads up anyways !

isnt 80% of the stuff on this board about what other people are doin $:-\$

BayGBM · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2006, 03:18:09 AM »

Quote from: blinky on February 14, 2006, 09:14:33 PM

isnt 80% of the stuff on this board about what other people are doin $:-\$

Actually, it's closer to 90%. $:-\$

blaster · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2006, 04:00:08 AM »

Quote from: Geo on February 14, 2006, 09:08:29 PM

only a fag would give 2 shits what other people are doing.........
but thanx for the heads up anyways !

I'm with u bro.

My gf is reading this and she cares. So, that's two people who care; a fag and a girl.

w8tlftr · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2006, 06:03:51 AM »

FREE KATIE!

RUN KATIE RUN

WHO FVCKING CARES?

HICKSON · « **Reply #9 on:** February 15, 2006, 12:30:11 PM »

Didn't she just have a kid w/ him? these fucking actors need to be tide and clipped!! another child put in the middle of bullshit...

Geo · « **Reply #10 on:** February 15, 2006, 12:34:15 PM »

Quote from: J.C.HICKS on February 15, 2006, 12:30:11 PM

Didn't she just have a kid w/ him?

it's official...........

ur a ~phag ~ !

Dan-O · « **Reply #11 on:** February 15, 2006, 12:39:27 PM »

lolololz

I heard something about that on the radio this morning...

I remember hearing the hoopla about Tom's appearance on Oprah and how he gushed about Katie like a total idiot... how he'd never been so in love, blah blah blah blah... so being the cynical bastard that I am, I had to snicker at this new turn of events.

Geo · « **Reply #12 on:** February 15, 2006, 12:47:08 PM »

it's ok if ya hear about it and snicker (you're not a fag)...........

dan-o gets a "fag waiver" on this one because he's cynical.........

saved by the snicker dan-o !

HICKSON · « **Reply #13 on:** February 15, 2006, 01:26:22 PM »

Quote from: Geo on February 15, 2006, 12:34:15 PM

it's official...........
ur a ~phag ~ !

Dan-O · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2006, 01:28:10 PM »

Quote from: J.C.HICKS on February 15, 2006, 01:26:22 PM

Dude.... just be sure to add that you're cynical and you snickered and it'll all be cool.

HICKSON · « **Reply #15 on:** February 15, 2006, 01:36:14 PM »

whatever......
you both hurt my rainbow feelings any now I have brokeback envy....

damn you!!!!!!!!!

FWIW I did eat a snicker....

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2006, 09:01:32 PM »

Quote from: BayGBM on February 14, 2006, 02:44:24 PM

http://www.cbs4.com/video/?cid=5
This just in: my local news station is reporting that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have called it quits. Say it isn't so.
We have a saying where I come from: the empty barrel makes the most noise. Mark my words: any time you hear a couple brag about how “happy” they are and publicize their relationship, watch out--there is trouble in paradise. Truly happy couples do not brag about their relationhip, they simply live it.
Oh well, whatever happens to them next, their kid will be well provided for.

No way the kid's actually his. Word is, he plays for your "team", BayGBM.

www.tomcruiseisnuts.com

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2006, 10:09:29 PM »

Screw them..what about the kid??

Bluto · « **Reply #18 on:** February 16, 2006, 01:59:44 AM »

Word is he's been with some of the most beautiful women on the planet.

BayGBM · « **Reply #19 on:** February 16, 2006, 04:59:48 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on February 15, 2006, 09:01:32 PM

No way the kid's actually his. Word is, he plays for your "team", BayGBM.
www.tomcruiseisnuts.com

And I suppose you are well in the loop on that kind of gossip? I defer to your expertise

gibberj2 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 16, 2006, 08:56:23 PM »

i've heard too many stories and rumors about tom cruise being queer. i really like him as an actor and i watch all his movies but i'm pretty sure he's queer. the stuff with katie holmes is too weird. he's being with her to show he's not gay and in exchange gives her a career. that's what happened with nicole kidman. i also heard that he was trying to go out with Sofia Vergara (dayum that woman got it goin on) but she wasn't down with the fake relationship thing.

blaster · « **Reply #21 on:** February 16, 2006, 09:08:21 PM »

They were together at Kerry Packer's state funeral service in Sydney.

HICKSON · « **Reply #22 on:** February 17, 2006, 07:24:21 AM »

Quote from: gibberj2 on February 16, 2006, 08:56:23 PM

i've heard too many stories and rumors about tom cruise being queer. i really like him as an actor and i watch all his movies but i'm pretty sure he's queer. the stuff with katie holmes is too weird. he's being with her to show he's not gay and in exchange gives her a career. that's what happened with nicole kidman. i also heard that he was trying to go out with Sofia Vergara (dayum that woman got it goin on) but she wasn't down with the fake relationship thing.

Naaa... being with a young bitch, it in turn thinks it keeps him young..

gibberj2 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 17, 2006, 04:17:27 PM »

well he looks very young for his age.

Snotroot · « **Reply #24 on:** February 17, 2006, 04:20:34 PM »

Poor Dawson.

Author Topic: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes call it quits? (Read 4493 times)

Mr. Intenseone