Author Topic: Jason Statham V Steven Seagal who wins? (Read 8529 times)

Darren Avey · « **on:** October 02, 2014, 10:50:55 AM »

Neither EVER seem to lose a fight, even when outnumbered 100-1!!! SO who wins between these irresitable forces?

SF1900 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 02, 2014, 10:52:30 AM »

This guy does.

The Onion · « **Reply #2 on:** October 02, 2014, 10:58:45 AM »

They fought once, in Dubai India.

It was a win win situation.

bradistani · « **Reply #3 on:** October 02, 2014, 11:08:07 AM »

stathams films are better. seagal more a cult icon figure.

Simple Simon · « **Reply #4 on:** October 02, 2014, 11:11:37 AM »

Seagal has the run on him
Check out the turn at 37 secs

G_Thang · « **Reply #5 on:** October 02, 2014, 11:25:26 AM »

Quote from: Simple Simon on October 02, 2014, 11:11:37 AM

Seagal has the run on him
Check out the turn at 37 secs

A gangster guy in NY told him he'd fist up, no guns or sharp objects, and keep his ass, so Seagal put a restraining order on him.

heenok · « **Reply #6 on:** October 02, 2014, 11:46:01 AM »

Seagal by shitting himself

old-school-lifter · « **Reply #7 on:** October 02, 2014, 06:37:16 PM »

seagal is a legit bad ass
6th dan aikido black belt

DanielPaul · « **Reply #8 on:** October 02, 2014, 06:42:41 PM »

Quote from: old-school-lifter on October 02, 2014, 06:37:16 PM

seagal is a legit bad ass
6th dan aikido black belt

he's a legit fat ass

Dave D · « **Reply #9 on:** October 02, 2014, 06:57:04 PM »

We all do brah; we all do.

forillagorilla · « **Reply #10 on:** October 02, 2014, 08:57:34 PM »

Seagal may be a weird fuck - and yes he does look horrible (but then again he has never been very lean) - BUT the guy does know how to fight. Of course you can all say what you want here - but would I were to see your face to face with him (lol - or the many others that the GB douche patrol critiques)

thegamechanger · « **Reply #11 on:** October 03, 2014, 07:06:35 AM »

on land seagal.
in water - statham who is a olympic diver

Waller · « **Reply #12 on:** October 03, 2014, 07:15:03 AM »

Quote from: thegamechanger on October 03, 2014, 07:06:35 AM

on land seagal.
in water - statham who is a olympic diver

You sure?

Royalty · « **Reply #13 on:** October 03, 2014, 07:16:05 AM »

ChopperRider · « **Reply #14 on:** October 03, 2014, 08:57:38 AM »

Quote from: forillagorilla on October 02, 2014, 08:57:34 PM

Seagal may be a weird fuck - and yes he does look horrible (but then again he has never been very lean) - BUT the guy does know how to fight. Of course you can all say what you want here - but would I were to see your face to face with him (lol - or the many others that the GB douche patrol critiques)

I've seen Seagal before in real life. He's a big dude but obviously overweight, was about my height, so he's a legit 6'-4" or 6'-5". Most people say he WAS the real deal with his fighting claims. Strange dude for sure, but he was married to Kelly LeBrock for a long time, so kudos to him.

Statham is a 5'-8" on-screen dancer. Gayer than Sev.

kreator · « **Reply #15 on:** October 03, 2014, 09:00:50 AM »

he runs like he's fighting off bees

Ron Harrigan · « **Reply #16 on:** October 03, 2014, 10:42:44 AM »

Quote from: The Onion on October 02, 2014, 10:58:45 AM

They fought once, in Dubai India.

It was a win win situation.

Dubai is in Iran, not India.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #17 on:** October 03, 2014, 01:37:19 PM »

Ricardo Seagal by a landmile.
Tall and probably still strong - would love to see how Baldman tried in futility to score a single punch.

thebrink · « **Reply #18 on:** October 03, 2014, 06:15:42 PM »

Seagal is more knowledgeable about fighting than people give him credit for.

I don't think Anderson Silva's knockout of Belfort , and Lyoto Machida's KO of Randy Couture are coincidental. They both credited Seagal for helping them utilize the kick and incorporating other traditional martial arts techniques into their arsenal. Karate kid or not those techniques happened to work in mixed martial arts when opponents aren't expecting them. Anderson and Machida were at their best when training with Seagal.

I'm not in the least a fan of the guy since I think he's more of a sayer and less a doer when it comes to fighting, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have good ideas and creative techniques for other fighters. He is also a fucking weirdo.