The general guidelines - and it starts now...

[Kim Jong Bob]

Seems as if someone threatens you in a PM and you think it is serious enough to do something about, contact Ron about it. Just don't post the PM on the boards because that is a violation.

snitches get stitches

[Primemuscle]

He suffers from a lifetime of chronic stupidity, age has no bearing on it.

Would you like to see some of my nude photographic modeling pics?

I'll paint Fag and Fail on my penis in red lipstick and use it to beat eggs into a nice meringue!

Only if they are artistic nudes and not pornographic.   (The wink is to let you know this is just a joke, since you missed the last one).

[ChopperRider]

Whatever. If you thought my response was serious, you are the one acting retarded and lacking a sense of humor.

Short bus version of, "I know you are, but what am I".

Let me send you a nice "Misty May Trainor" pose and make this easy for you dicklicker

[FermiDirac]

Shouldn't this be a sticky?

[anabolichalo]

Shouldn't this be a sticky?

who reads stickies

[ChopperRider]

Only if they are artistic nudes and not pornographic.   (The wink is to let you know this is just a joke, since you missed the last one).

I will make Getbag an anteater video.....and my penis will pick up 16 almonds and swat them out of the air like a good T-Ball game.

[Primemuscle]

Short bus version of, "I know you are, but what am I".

Let me send you a nice "Misty May Trainor" pose and make this easy for you dicklicker

Don't bother. Your dick and you acting like a dick doesn't interest me.  

[Var City]

Ron.....will you do something about this prick, he keeps sending me pics of his penis?





And they are divine!

i'm having the same issue with this poster

he's sent me the cock maybe 3.5-600 times tonight via PM

and every time i open it, i have a MASSIVE prostate orgasm

and frankly i'm running dry. not even shooting blanks at this point. just blood

ambulance is on the way. PLEASE RON, can you confirm that hugh jackman deadlifted 405 lbs not 400 to fix this problem so i don't start busting blood nuts into my bladder next time CR sends me a PM of his cock? thanxxxxxx!


Thannnnxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!

[ChopperRider]

i'm having the same issue with this poster

he's sent me the cock maybe 3.5-600 times tonight via PM

and every time i open it, i have a MASSIVE prostate orgasm

and frankly i'm running dry. not even shooting blanks at this point. just blood

ambulance is on the way. PLEASE RON, can you confirm that hugh jackman deadlifted 405 lbs not 400 to fix this problem so i don't start busting blood nuts into my bladder next time CR sends me a PM of his cock? thanxxxxxx!


Thannnnxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!

I would love to drum my fully erect penis on your forehead until you heard a dial-up modem noise in your ears.

Then we could online shop together at Caliber Grocery Store over a couple of nice bumsweat egg nogs.

[Var City]

I would love to drum my fully erect penis on your forehead until you heard a dial-up modem noise in your ears.

Then we could online shop together at Caliber Grocery Store over a couple of nice bumsweat egg nogs.

i'll take you shopping at wallmart after for matching onesies we can tie shizzo and junior up together in

then we'll swing by the local chipotle before the gas station where we can hold matches up to each others ass as we blow shit farts into the fire that engulfs their two boy pretzel onesie duct taped hiyena love child bodies

then and only then can you smack me with your penis and only under the condition that i'm drenched in egg nog and siberian llamma fur

[ChopperRider]

i'll take you shopping at wallmart after for matching onesies we can tie shizzo and junior up together in

then we'll swing by the local chipotle before the gas station where we can hold matches up to each others ass as we blow shit farts into the fire that engulfs their two boy pretzel onesie duct taped hiyena love child bodies

then and only then can you smack me with your penis and only under the condition that i'm drenched in egg nog and siberian llamma fur

Today I had to urinate something fierce, so to show my admiration for Lobstah's beauty I went outside and wrote her name in my urine.






On the back of a businesswoman wearing a light gray business suit.

[Lobstah]

Today I had to urinate something fierce, so to show my admiration for Lobstah's beauty I went outside and wrote her name in my urine.






On the back of a businesswoman wearing a light gray business suit.

That there is as good as a proposal 'round these parts.
Yes.

[Var City]

That there is as good as a proposal 'round these parts.
Yes.

can i be the priest or father or whatever they call the guy who "marries" people for you two?

i'll dress up like miley cyrus and cut off both of your wedding vows

to read 2006 G-Unit lyrics in hykoo form, wearing stilts, as my nose bleeds in a boston accent before i go into a coma from molly overdose and ejaculatre furiously all over my mole rat fur turban

deal?

[Var City]

we can make the event an official bukkake and somehow incorporate ebola if everyone is ok with throwing hands but signing the waiver first ...

can i get confirmation from Ron on this?

[Lobstah]

can i be the priest or father or whatever they call the guy who "marries" people for you two?

i'll dress up like miley cyrus and cut off both of your wedding vows

to read 2006 G-Unit lyrics in hykoo form, wearing stilts, as my nose bleeds in a boston accent before i go into a coma from molly overdose and ejaculatre furiously all over my mole rat fur turban

deal?

Thought you were in on this marriage too?
Look, I'm going to snail-trail up a contract on these here black sheets. You can sign it in whatever you want, but if I can't read it, the whole shit is void.
Ron is performing the "service," which I'm pretty sure just means calling the ambulance after countless rails of clen are snorted off of Chopper's taint.

[Primemuscle]

Here we go.....here's your chance to remind everyone that you're bisexual and love to taste dick.

Helpful hint you old queen, no one fucking cares, troll for boy cock elsewhere.

Seems like you did the reminding here. My sex life must really interest you since you can't pass up posting about it. Are there things?  

[Var City]

Thought you were in on this marriage too?
Look, I'm going to snail-trail up a contract on these here black sheets. You can sign it in whatever you want, but if I can't read it, the whole shit is void.
Ron is performing the "service," which I'm pretty sure just means calling the ambulance after countless rails of clen are snorted off of Chopper's taint.

if i get that entire post, verbatim, tattooed on my lower back tramp stamp style

will you sue me for copy right or get on the reality show bandwagon i pitched to you re: the lobstah/varcity brooklyn to bumblefuck south road trip to  work for falcon as painters by day and clubbing with red necks at night, and getting utterly addicted to meth immediately

CR officially has an invite as the 3rd passenger. Derek anthony does too

[ChopperRider]

Thought you were in on this marriage too?
Look, I'm going to snail-trail up a contract on these here black sheets. You can sign it in whatever you want, but if I can't read it, the whole shit is void.
Ron is performing the "service," which I'm pretty sure just means calling the ambulance after countless rails of clen are snorted off of Chopper's taint.

Hmmmm......not like the old days when mom would sing Happy Birthday to me while I waxed the dolphin.

I'd marry you, but only so I can mail booty a copy of the wedding night consummation video.

On the other hand.....I have rolled out bread dough using only my penis.

[Lobstah]

if i get that entire post, verbatim, tattooed on my lower back tramp stamp style

will you sue me for copy right or get on the reality show bandwagon i pitched to you re: the lobstah/varcity brooklyn to bumblefuck south road trip to  work for falcon as painters by day and clubbing with red necks at night, and getting utterly addicted to meth immediately

CR officially has an invite as the 3rd passenger. Derek anthony does too

DA is going to make our weekend at Bernie's KICK ASS.

I don't do porn Lob!!!! If you consider my nude photographic modeling porn then that is your opinion. Please repeatedly quote any nudes that any middle-aged fat tub of Aussie goo posts up of me. Thank you!!!

Chop, can you please repost the closeup of your birth canal that the mayor of your town posted? In the UK forum only, please?

[Var City]

Hmmmm......not like the old days when mom would sing Happy Birthday to me while I waxed the dolphin.

I'd marry you, but only so I can mail booty a copy of the wedding night consummation video.

On the other hand.....I have rolled out bread dough using only my penis.

do you "rorschark tests" or whatever

look at the blot and tell me what you see!

yeah well, i read "waxed the dolphin"

and the phrase "abuse pony" popped into my mind and now i don't know if i'm having a broment, a drug overdose, or a coming of age quarter life crisis to the soundtrack of "old slang" by the shins

[catracho]

I don't do porn Ron!!!! If you consider my nude photographic modeling porn then that is your opinion. Please delete any nudes that any red neck posters post up of me. Thank you!!!

Before you delete them, I need to decide whether they are porn or artistic, please post again!! 

[Var City]

Can't help but notice none of the six prevent me from requesting ChopperRider's cock pics. If you'd be so kind to PM, my friend.

i'm going to go ahead and confirm this for Ron (you can absolutely request pics of CR's cock, but prepare yourself for a fury unseen since the moment the dinosaurs all committed suicide after that horrible junior thread back in 899 b.c. or whatever)

I don't think we can wait for such a partisan cabinet to reach a vote on this security related matter- genocide isn't imminent as it was with ron confirming that Hugh Jackman Deadlifts 400 lbs!- so I'm going to boldy step into the Ron-Datta's mocassin's and CONFIRM this officially and WARN you to wear goggles because the moment you open the PM, depending on your cock size, you will shoot roughly .35 gallons of cum at the speed of sound (for an average 10 inch get begger flacid cock) directly into your own eyes and it's harmonious; you WILL come to terms with god.

[DroppingPlates]

No, he flat said if he didnt have proof he was to never again make claims as t her ratting someone out, someone getting killed due to her actions, etc, etc, no more defamation allowed.

Which he ceased, immediately.

After that its been petty harassment that many getbiggers have experienced from others on a much worse scale. Shes no different.

The bottom line is she made her complaint and they did what they were willing to do, and thats the end of it.

Simply whining every time something comes up about the rules is pointless and fucking obnoxious as theyre not going to do anything more; theyve flat told her that over and over, yet every time she whines and tries to get him banned (which has happened about 6 times now), playing the 'poor me' victim card, even though she gave him all the ammo.

Basile gets it 100x worse than booty but no one sticks up for him, why? Because he doesnt have fake tits and a vagina?

I can't remember that OMR gave him/her a warning (not saying you're wrong!), but only asked to backup his/her claim.
There are multiple ways do deal with situations like these, but there's no way to justify this stalking behavior.

Please site a reported post that wasn't addressed.

I don't keep a log of those posts. If you care, why not take a look in his/her posting history yourself? It shouldn't be that hard to discover clear signs of a stalker.

[The Ugly]

Too much craziness lately in fight between members. It needs to stop. So here goes...
 Simple guidelines...

1) No racist posts. We all know what discussion is vs. blatant racism.
2) No personal information of people families - or pics, etc.  It just isn't cool.
3) No malicious personal bashing and others who can’t defend themselves.
4) No pornographic pictures on main boards. The Relationship and Sex Boards are for that.
5) No threads that are just meant to ruin the boards. You know which ones.
6) No spamming commercial posts of events, web sites or products without approval.

We start today - to all.   We need to start somewhere.  Violaters will get a week 'timeout' or longer.
  It you get 'Timed Out', you can argue, but we all know what is going on, and tired of it.
 
Now, don't complain to me about you know who, and you know what in the past.  It starts right now. 

Can't help but notice none of the six prevent me from requesting ChopperRider's cock pics. If you'd be so kind to PM, my friend.

[bigmc]

its a pity that one poster can cause so much drama

then just blame in it on someone imitating him

and start again

and all that will happen will be the 700 gimmicks will be used to attack people

I apologise to posters here for getting involved in the drama

moving forward im done with it