The general guidelines - and it starts now...

[EastCoastChick]

So is EastCoastSlut going to indeed, PTPS?

Eastcoastslut........tha t actually got a chuckle out of me. 

[ChopperRider]

Nothing sneaky about it, ChopperRider has peaked my curiosity schmoe-wise or otherwise. Let's all see if he can "beat" 14" X 7" which is supposedly the biggest penor on record.

By my rough calculations.......that would be taller and thicker than "Coach is Back"

[EastCoastChick]

nottttttt likely,  but she is a lovely lady-  if she gives in,  it will truly be a gift.

Thank you love!

[Primemuscle]

By my rough calculations.......that would be taller and thicker than "Coach is Back"

You are probably right about this.

[King Shizzo]

By my rough calculations.......that would be taller and thicker than "Coach is Back"

Like a baby's arm holding an apple?

[Var City]

Like a baby's arm holding an apple?

i feel like shizzo

i'm so drunk right now i don't understand this post

the irony is not even relevant to me momentarily. are you making a penis reference? because that would be FANTASTICCCCCC

[ChopperRider]

Thank you love!

Anybody else read this and instantly think "Scissoring"?

 

[Primemuscle]

i feel like shizzo

i'm so drunk right now i don't understand this post

the irony is not even relevant to me momentarily. are you making a penis reference? because that would be FANTASTICCCCCC

So many drunks around tonight and here I am old sobersides.   Are you drinking Chivas Regal like Juicy Junior or cheap Vodka like Shizzo?

[King Shizzo]

So many drunks around tonight and here I am old sobersides.   Are you drinking Chivas Regal like Juicy Junior or cheap Vodka like Shizzo?

I dont drink anymore.

[ChopperRider]

I dont drink anymore.

You don't drink any less either.....

[wolfrittner]

I dont drink anymore.

If its true I congratulate you for it. Its one of the hardest things to do.

[Primemuscle]

I dont drink anymore.

Good for you!

Me neither. It was either too much or nothing at all (when it comes to drinking scotch at home). I had one glass of wine in the last four weeks when my wife and I went out to dinner one night.

[The Ugly]

All this false advertising is getting ridiculous.

I'm with you, Prime. Talk, talk, talk, but no money shot. F'n tease. My balls are so blue they could perform silly musical antics at the Monte Carlo in Vegas.

[Var City]

I'm with you, Prime. Talk, talk, talk, but no money shot. F'n tease. My balls are so blue they could perform silly musical antics at the Monte Carlo in Vegas.

speak for yourself guy!

I've blasted so many wads my roof collapsed and i'm both as legless and innocent as oscar pistorious right now! i'm literally trapped under tons of my roof, with my legs cut off, and semen all over my face.

[Simple Simon]

So many drunks around tonight and here I am old sobersides.   Are you drinking Chivas Regal like Juicy Junior or cheap Vodka like Shizzo?

Midweek drunks, pillars of the community

[The Ugly]

speak for yourself guy!

I've blasted so many wads my roof collapsed and i'm both as legless and innocent as oscar pistorious right now! i'm literally trapped under tons of my roof, with my legs cut off, and semen all over my face.

Sounds, at least, like your PMs were well received. My balls have little sympathy for your former legs.

[visualizeperfection]

To visualizepenisfiction, probably not sir. But I will take some penor shots from you, yes?

Which account do you want to me to send them to?

[EastCoastChick]

Which account do you want to me to send them to?

Sorry dear, I only have 1 account, this one.

[bigmc]

Sorry dear, I only have 1 account, this one.

il vouch for you when you pm me pics as agreed

[anabolichalo]

i silenced the haters once again

[visualizeperfection]

il vouch for you when you pm me pics as agreed

Yes. Or have her forward them to our shared Cyp gimmick

[Princess L]

Too much craziness lately in fight between members. It needs to stop. So here goes...
 Simple guidelines...

1) No racist posts. We all know what discussion is vs. blatant racism.
2) No personal information of people families - or pics, etc.  It just isn't cool.
3) No malicious personal bashing and others who can’t defend themselves.
4) No pornographic pictures on main boards. The Relationship and Sex Boards are for that.
5) No threads that are just meant to ruin the boards. You know which ones.
6) No spamming commercial posts of events, web sites or products without approval.

We start today - to all.   We need to start somewhere.  Violaters will get a week 'timeout' or longer.
  It you get 'Timed Out', you can argue, but we all know what is going on, and tired of it.
  
Now, don't complain to me about you know who, and you know what in the past.  It starts right now.  

Apparently, it needs to be spelled out.  Included in these rules are NO GRAPHIC PICTURES or videos (including avatars) on ANY of the boards That includes torture, maiming, suffering, cruelty, etc. to animals and humans.

[TrueGrit]

I can't take anything animal cruelty related. I can't even bear the thread titles!

Humans? Meh.

[Primemuscle]

Apparently, it needs to be spelled out.  Included in these rules are NO GRAPHIC PICTURES or videos (including avatars) on ANY of the boards That includes torture, maiming, suffering, cruelty, etc. to animals and humans.

I get not depicting maiming other animals, but some humans ask for it, (said tongue in cheek mostly).

[the trainer]

Well I was going to post a video of my balls getting tortured while I scream in pain but I guess its now too hardcore for getbig, I hope these new rules dont turn the site into a PG rating beta because that would take away the magic of getbig after all these years.