J. D. Salinger - True GetBigger

[NarcissisticDeity]

Everyone here is a bunch of phonies.

Yourself included.

[Ron Harrigan]

Perhaps its true, but A LOT of women on their profile say it. Either I am just happening to come across a lot of women who love to travel or its a cliche hobby to state on a dating profile.

Oh yes. Women do love it. Young ones especially.

[Mr. No]

Yourself included.

But am I a phony?


No.

[Master Blaster]

Everyone here is a bunch of phonies.

I don't understand what you mean

[The True Adonis]

I don't understand what you mean

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

[Master Blaster]

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

So we all hate being called a moron, kind of a catch 22 said the badger to the lion that chased his own shadow around the sun dial.

[Hulkotron]

Errr, well, ya know, timing is the universal clock for, ya know, meeting someone, ya know, the right time you meet someone......er.

Fuck it, its another stupid cliche saying. 

My other favorite one is "I'll try almost anything once!" which is code for "into lewd sex-acts".

[dr.chimps]

Read Catcher, and his other stuff. Didn't resonate. Don't get it. Maybe I'm not disaffected enough.   

[AmonRa]

Read Catcher, and his other stuff. Didn't resonate. Don't get it. Maybe I'm not disaffected enough.   

He is mad overrated. Like everything mainstream. I don't like the Catcher Either. It's like GodFAther. They all say it's good but it's not that good.

[Hulkotron]

He is mad overrated. Like everything mainstream. I don't like the Catcher Either. It's like GodFAther. They all say it's good but it's not that good.

Godfather 1 is a masterpiece of a movie imho.  I've never understood why 2 gets so much love though.  To me it's nowhere near as good as the first one.

[BB]

Godfather 1 is a masterpiece of a movie imho.  I've never understood why 2 gets so much love though.  To me it's nowhere near as good as the first one.

Having watched them back to back a few months ago, I gotta agree. 1 is a much more polished and enjoyable film.

[dr.chimps]

Godfather 1 is a masterpiece of a movie imho.  I've never understood why 2 gets so much love though.  To me it's nowhere near as good as the first one.

2 gets the love because it's simply a perfect movie. 1, however, is superior because it is lovingly made, almost opera-like. Truly magestic.


Add: what BB said.

[FitnessFrenzy]

what do you do when a woman says on her dating profile that she loves Ironmeister photoshops, anabolichalo posts, farting on the couch, mixing protein shakes and looking at BFTO videos?

[Ronnie Rep]

My first cover-to-cover read in high school. Assigned, of course, but I enjoyed it so much, started reading for fun ever since. That was the one.

Revisiting it later is quite different, though. Holden is totally unrelatable and frustrating to an adult.

Me too, only my buddy told me to read it, and then it was assigned about a year later. Started my appreciation for reading as a teenager.

[Howard]

My first cover-to-cover read in high school. Assigned, of course, but I enjoyed it so much, started reading for fun ever since. That was the one.

Revisiting it later is quite different, though. Holden is totally unrelatable and frustrating to an adult.

That's when I read it too , cover to cover, in HS English class.

I honestly related to the character known as " Stradalater (sp?)" the jock tennis player who Holden despised.

I loved the description of gf Jane wearing the little skating skirt at the rink

[The Ugly]

2 gets the love because it's simply a perfect movie. 1, however, is superior because it is lovingly made, almost opera-like. Truly magestic.


Add: what BB said.

Exactly.

[The Ugly]

I don't understand what you mean

Referencing the book.

[Tapeworm]

What I don't get is why 50% have "Timing is Everything" as their "headline".

What does it mean

Point blank, it means she's a slave to her hungry vag during ovulation and is humping anything with a hardon so you should hit her up when she's eggy if you don't mind a bit of a milkshake. 

Not to spoil the romance or anything.

[Hulkotron]

Most women's profiles on dating sites are boring as all hell to be honest.  99% are exactly the same "I like concerts, traveling, wine-tasting, sushi, my dog, hmm message me if you want to know more."