Sarah Silverman gets a penis to avoid $500,000 vagina tax

[ChopperRider]

The pimp hand is weak in today's generation nothingness

Phil Heath carries a purse.....

[ChopperRider]

Oh okay, I was referring to this.

Yes.....scary, but she has always had a husband I think.

[ChopperRider]

i agree totally its about removing power from men/knocking down masculinity. Which is ironic because these women are still wired genetically to be women... so their instincts and base desires are always in conflict with their social programming.

They want to tear down men and think that they want them to act more like women, but then they bitch and freak out because they instinctively want men to act like men when its time to find a partner.

They get with their feminist envisioned sensitive ideal man, and they cheat on him and treat him like shit because theres a huge hole in the relationship because their instincts are to want their partner to be a fucking masculine MAN.

They wanted equal rights and a level playing field in the workplace. When they realized they couldn't compete, they wanted quotas and special dispensation. When they still realized they couldn't compete, they wanted the winners brought down to their level instead of raising their game.

By "they" I mean....women, minorities, Generation nothingness, and liberals.

[Schnauzer]

Obama keeps saying there is a wage gap, when there is not (or if there is, it is around 4 cents per hour, which even then can be attributed to factors other than gender).

“Today, the average full-time working woman earns just 77 cents for every dollar a man earns…in 2014, that’s an embarrassment. It is wrong.”

–President Obama, remarks on equal pay for equal work, April 8, 2014


In 2012, during another election season, The Fact Checker took a deep dive in the statistics behind this factoid and found it wanting. We awarded the president only a Pinoochio, largely because he is citing Census Bureau data, but have wondered since then if we were too generous.

We also called out the president when he used this fact in the 2013 State of the Union address. And in the 2014 State of the Union address. And yet he keeps using it, as do many other Democrats.   

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/wp/2014/04/09/president-obamas-persistent-77-cent-claim-on-the-wage-gap-gets-a-new-pinocchio-rating/

[King Shizzo]

Oh okay, I was referring to this.

I loved her in Pet Cemetary 2.

[Tapeworm]

I like her standup.  She doesn't always go for the ba-dum-shing punchline.  It's good seeing something other than the 'ol set 'em up/knock 'em down.  Wasn't really represented in this vid, kid.

Anyway, wage gap schmage gap.  I'll pay as little as I can for maximal production from a worker (accounting for resentment, etc).  Worker takes the best offer going for what he/she can do.  Genitals don't enter into it.  So to speak.

As usual, initiatives like these will make an employer less likely to hire someone with a legal bulldog snarling in the corner.  It's too bad because there are plenty of women who really are the best qualified person for the job.  Those women probably wish the less qualified women would stop equating themselves with someone more deserving just because they go to the same gynecologist.  

It doesn't work anyhow.  Women hate eachother.  That'd be one warped law office, I'll tell ya what.  The clique politics in that place must be unreal.

[anabolichalo]

women need to get their ass in the kitchen

[The Abdominal Snoman]

So now we know how Jimmy Kimmel got his late night show. He's a H0m0.

[Simple Simon]

Women comediennes are just not funny.

[Disgusted]

The gender pay gap myth is a lie. The data is clear that for the same work men and women are paid roughly the same. Simply put, men choose higher-paying jobs.

I kinda thought that too, so what jobs do men get paid higher for?

[anabolichalo]

a woman should get paid half for a job what a man gets paid


women just play on their phone all day and talk like pidgeons

[King Shizzo]

Women comediennes are just not funny.

Lisa Lampinelli is hilarious.

[Simple Simon]

Lisa Lampinelli is hilarious.

No, no she isnt. 

[Thin Lizzy]

I thought she died.

Oh, wait. That was Joan Rivers.

[240 is Back]

Phil Heath carries a purse.....

I think the purse is more embarrassed to be seen with Phil Heath.

[240 is Back]

Women comediennes are just not funny.

i like that one Amy blonde comedian girl... she always talks about her vagina and letting guys bang her bunghole if they promise to feed her afterwards.

[ChopperRider]

Lisa Lampinelli is hilarious.

She is a convicted child molester asshole....

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Lisa Lampinelli is hilarious.

Half-way funny the first time you heard her jokes 10 years ago. But she sucks and is a colossal K UN T.

[King Shizzo]

She is a convicted child molester asshole....

Sorry I don't have the child molester database handy.

[Parker]

a woman should get paid half for a job what a man gets paid


women just play on their phone all day and talk like pidgeons

A Pigeon is a bird. Pidgin, is a simplified version of a language, that may contain added words from other languages.

[dr.chimps]

She is a convicted child molester asshole....

Paula Poundstone. Lampanelli is worse - she's terminally unfunny. 

[Ronnie Rep]

Lisa Lampinelli , Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, And of course the late Joan Rivers. There is your list of women comedians that are remotely funny. Should they be paid as much as male comedians, I think not.

[Teutonic Knight]

a woman should get paid half for a job what a man gets paid


women just play on their phone all day and talk like pidgeons

Another fat female boss 

[MB]

You get paid what you're worth.  Not everyone has come to terms with this concept. 

[anabolichalo]

Another fat female boss 

my boss is a bodybuilder

he takes creatine and gasparic acids now and then he disclosed