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Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2014, 10:24:21 AM »
Christianity clearly didn't work, that's why we needed this new society.

Lol, oh brother.


I can't believe people actually think like that. I know you're being sarcastic.

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Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2014, 10:32:21 AM »
There`s no limit to what these irrational sluts will do.

What kills me isn't the fact that she had sex with someone else, it's that she had sex with a midget. And worst of all, she had unprotected sex with the little fella. The later is the real kicker.

Like you said, they see no limits.

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I wonder how her father must be feeling.

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Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2014, 10:38:49 AM »
Can we account for Coach's whereabouts on the night in question?

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Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2014, 10:51:56 AM »
lol at "bachelor parties"

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Spanish people aren't white unless their last name is Zimmerman.

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Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2014, 11:09:50 AM »
You could say she got a "little" more than she asked for  ;)

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Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2014, 06:34:51 AM »
James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a romantic meal with 5ft 7ins-tall Chloe Roberts, 20, at a Harvester Inn when the blunder happened

A dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic meal and was handed a children's colouring book and crayons by a waitress.

James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a date at a Harvester Inn in Cardiff with his fiancee, Chloe Roberts, who is 5ft 7ins, when the waitress picked up two menus, the crayons and a colouring book.

It was only when the waitress heard James's deep voice that she realised her mistake, and didn't serve the couple for the rest of evening.


looks like jerry mathers as the beaver...... golly wally....
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Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night
« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2014, 01:08:57 PM »
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Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2014, 01:24:06 PM »
James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a romantic meal with 5ft 7ins-tall Chloe Roberts, 20, at a Harvester Inn when the blunder happened

A dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic meal and was handed a children's colouring book and crayons by a waitress.

James Lusted, 26, who is 3ft 7ins, was on a date at a Harvester Inn in Cardiff with his fiancee, Chloe Roberts, who is 5ft 7ins, when the waitress picked up two menus, the crayons and a colouring book.

It was only when the waitress heard James's deep voice that she realised her mistake, and didn't serve the couple for the rest of evening.



Harvester Inn, what a shithole.....no expense spared ;D

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Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2014, 01:35:10 PM »
Ah, the ever reliable and highly accurate Telegraph.co.uk.

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Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night
« Reply #34 on: October 12, 2014, 06:51:17 PM »
I would hit a midget


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Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night
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Re: Spanish dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her bacholerette night
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