How to survive in todays world.

[orion]

Starting a thread on using common sense to survive to a decent age.  Of course there is the obvious like not getting into your buddy's car when he can hardly stand but here are some lesser known ones.

If you are on vacation in some third world shit hole never never get on a tour bus.


Never attend a house party where whites make up less than 98% of the guest list.

[Hulkotron]

Great tips for the enterprising getbigger.

[orion]

White people hiking in war zones.  Really?

[Shockwave]

Starting a thread on using common sense to survive to a decent age.  Of course there is the obvious like not getting into your buddy's car when he can hardly stand but here are some lesser known ones.

If you are on vacation in some third world shit hole never never get on a tour bus.


Never attend a house party where whites make up less than 98% of the guest list.

Be polite, be cordial, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[_aj_]

Be polite, be cordial, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Rules of a Gunfight!

#1 Bring a gun. Bring lots of guns. Bring all your friends with guns.

[Ken Fresno]

Always masturbate before making a big decision.

[wolfrittner]

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[Shockwave]

Rules of a Gunfight!

#1 Bring a gun. Bring lots of guns. Bring all your friends with guns.

Yes!

Wherever you are, plan to keep you back against a wall, keep a loose eye on everyone around you, always have multiple exfil strategies, and again, have a plan to kill every mthfcker in the building.

The common theme.here is to have a plan to kill everyone at all times.

[240 is Back]

Really, it's all about going where it's safe to go, and avoiding places where it's not safe.

Every time I hear about "undercover reporter killed while infiltrating syrian terror group", I shake my head.  It's their call.  They're trying to do something that'll get global attention, I get it.  The rush must be worth it.

And "hikers captured as spies along the North Korean border" is another laughable one.  Why would you get 1500 miles from any place run by a dictator like that?   I suppose the scenery on the border is just that good?

Stay where you're safe.  Venture elsewhere when you HAVE to.  Or at least accept you are willing to trade life for that rush.

[240 is Back]

Always masturbate before making a big decision.

Men should masturbate before making any decision in life regarding a woman.
With that bullet in your chamber, you're never 100% rational.
It's safe to say about 20 seconds after you bust, you are the wisest man on earth.

[che]

Stay where you're safe.  

You're never safe

[HonestBob]

Always masturbate before making a big decision.

Massive proponent of this.

Before any decision in fact.

[Shockwave]

You're never safe

This.

Also, no rules in a street fight.

Rocks are harder than skulls.

Bullets are faster than fists

Etc etc etc

[orion]

Yes!

Wherever you are, plan to keep you back against a wall, keep a loose eye on everyone around you, always have multiple exfil strategies, and again, have a plan to kill every mthfcker in the building.

The common theme.here is to have a plan to kill everyone at all times.

Haha, Ive been doing this since grade school.

[orion]

If you go swimming in the ocean don't splash around like a wounded seal

[che]

This.

Also, no rules in a street fight.

Rocks are harder than skulls.

Bullets are faster than fists

Etc etc etc

Also , apples can save your life  , once I destroyed this  big Indian dude's face  with apples , BTW  he was holding a knife .

[Tapeworm]

Condoms and cannibalism.

[heenok]

do your prayers and take your vitamins

[Voice of Doom]

Really, it's all about going where it's safe to go, and avoiding places where it's not safe.

Every time I hear about "undercover reporter killed while infiltrating syrian terror group", I shake my head.  It's their call.  They're trying to do something that'll get global attention, I get it.  The rush must be worth it.

And "hikers captured as spies along the North Korean border" is another laughable one.  Why would you get 1500 miles from any place run by a dictator like that?   I suppose the scenery on the border is just that good?

Stay where you're safe.  Venture elsewhere when you HAVE to.  Or at least accept you are willing to trade life for that rush.

"hikers along a border" is newspeak for intelligence agent.

[James28]

"hikers along a border" is newspeak for intelligence agent.

This. Always wondered why they lied. Nobody hikes there. Only spies.

[FitnessFrenzy]

If Goodrum wants to rape your anus, just let him do it without resisting.

[anabolichalo]

avoid countries that are less than 99% white and christian

[The Abdominal Snoman]

White people hiking in war zones.  Really?

These people are CIA. Every single one of them...

[Teutonic Knight]

Starting a thread on using common sense to survive to a decent age.  Of course there is the obvious like not getting into your buddy's car when he can hardly stand but here are some lesser known ones.

If you are on vacation in some third world shit hole never never get on a tour bus.


Never attend a house party where whites make up less than 98% of the guest list.

All big BS, be adventurous & live,eagle don't beg on the beach like seagull ............

[gracie bjj]

common sense usually works for me most of the time, your inner voice knows best