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Army of One

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Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:37:51 PM »
Would you rather have sex with a goat and no one knows

or

NOT have sex with a goat but everyone thinks you did?


The second option implies that even strangers would be like "Are you the guy who fukd a goat?"

Everyone means everyone. If you move, your new 75 year old neighbor thinks you're a goat fukker. Chicks at the bar think you fukked a goat. Your mom thinks you did. The guy interviewing you for a job thinks you did.

EVERYONE
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2014, 12:39:35 PM »
Bahaha, where do you come up with this shit?
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2014, 12:39:46 PM »
wouldn't care WOOSH!!

Even if you went to the logical extreme of people thinking your a pedo.

Don't care what people think.

Quote from: Nick Danger on October 15, 2014, 12:39:35 PM
Bahaha, where do you come up with this shit?
Answer the fucking question Einstein.
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2014, 12:41:49 PM »
Get shitfaced, triple up on some thick condoms and go to town.

Maybe do it again " drunk " if it's pleasurable.
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2014, 12:42:26 PM »
Well, these guys seem to enjoy it so why not? :)

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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2014, 12:56:46 PM »
fucking goats is so overrated
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2014, 01:04:58 PM »
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2014, 01:21:03 PM »
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2014, 01:23:57 PM »
Haha wtf
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2014, 03:32:43 PM »
A muslim would have sex with a goat and tell everyone he did.  He doesn't want to be the only guy in the terrorist cell to still be a virgin.
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2014, 03:40:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick Danger on October 15, 2014, 12:39:35 PM
Bahaha, where do you come up with this shit?

from smoking cannabis which disproves 240's findings.
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2014, 03:44:42 PM »
i worked on a farm in sussex county when i was locked up and some mexican guy porked a sheep and was doing it for weeks and weeks,finally he got caught by a C.O. and that was the end of him.i remember him telling people back on the pod that it was just like a womens pussy,i dont think he was eating the sheeps pussy or anything just straight up old fashioned mayberry fucking,atleast he never said he did
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2014, 03:52:58 PM »
How much goat sex are we talkin? Does it have to be to completion?

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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2014, 07:05:19 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on October 15, 2014, 12:37:51 PM
Would you rather have sex with a goat and no one knows

or

NOT have sex with a goat but everyone thinks you did?


The second option implies that even strangers would be like "Are you the guy who fukd a goat?"

Why the HELL would i ever have sex with a GOAT if Nobody ever talked about it!?!?!?!
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2014, 07:08:06 PM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on October 15, 2014, 07:05:19 PM
Why the HELL would i ever have sex with a GOAT if Nobody ever talked about it!?!?!?!

cos she was fat duh.
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2014, 07:35:42 PM »
Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on October 15, 2014, 12:41:49 PM
Get shitfaced, triple up on some thick condoms and go to town.

Maybe do it again " drunk " if it's pleasurable.
Can you achieve an erection when intoxicated?
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2014, 07:57:10 PM »


if i have sex with a goat im prolly going to tell everyone about it myself.
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2014, 08:02:21 PM »
Sick twisted OP.  :-X
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Army of One

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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2014, 08:18:02 PM »
Quote from: booty on October 15, 2014, 08:02:21 PM
Sick twisted OP.  :-X

Yes, being defecated on is normal
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2014, 08:18:55 PM »
these are the kind of things people ponder in pakistan.
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2014, 11:04:21 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on October 15, 2014, 08:18:02 PM
Yes, being defecated on is normal
I haven't you sick fuck.
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2014, 03:21:03 AM »
Quote from: Garbage Man on October 15, 2014, 07:35:42 PM
Can you achieve an erection when intoxicated?


Depends on what I'm drinking. I can usually achieve half of an erection after a shit to of beer. Whiskey ... not so much.
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2014, 03:42:54 AM »
Hypothetically speaking - do you have a picture of the goat?
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2014, 08:10:28 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on October 15, 2014, 12:37:51 PM
Would you rather have sex with a goat and no one knows

or

NOT have sex with a goat but everyone thinks you did?


The second option implies that even strangers would be like "Are you the guy who fukd a goat?"

Everyone means everyone. If you move, your new 75 year old neighbor thinks you're a goat fukker. Chicks at the bar think you fukked a goat. Your mom thinks you did. The guy interviewing you for a job thinks you did.

EVERYONE

I would prefer to fuck a female gorilla I think that is more alpha.
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Re: Have sex with a goat & noone knows,or not fuk a goat but everyone thinks you did
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2014, 08:38:20 AM »
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