Author Topic: Schmoe'in - They see me schmoe'in they hatin... (Read 421941 times)

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #1352 on:** August 25, 2024, 12:49:13 AM »

Prostitution with another name.

ThisisOverload · « **Reply #1353 on:** August 25, 2024, 02:16:15 PM »

Quote from: Taffin on May 06, 2024, 12:01:23 PM

Valhalla it is then

If I'm ever at end of life and in a care facility, in my will there will be a statement that says I'm to go out the way of the schmoe.

Hopefully Mercedes is still around to do the deed.

This is an honorable death.

herne · « **Reply #1354 on:** August 31, 2024, 08:52:53 AM »

Taffin · « **Reply #1355 on:** September 01, 2024, 04:42:34 AM »

Quote from: ThisisOverload on August 25, 2024, 02:16:15 PM

If I'm ever at end of life and in a care facility, in my will there will be a statement that says I'm to go out the way of the schmoe.

Hopefully Mercedes is still around to do the deed.

This is an honorable death.

Wow...

I can't tell you how much my degenerate mind spiralled off into various scenarios here... seriously...

I'd put a spin on it - rather than a scissor choke, I'd get a BB chick with overly developed genitalia (à la Denise Masino) to alien face-mask me to the point of suffocation while I reach up and pinch her hard nipples. She'd know I was gone when my hands dropped away...

Beautiful...

(Now I just need to find a funeral planner with some imagination LOL)

herne · « **Reply #1356 on:** October 17, 2024, 12:21:49 PM »

ThisisOverload · « **Reply #1357 on:** October 18, 2024, 07:45:08 PM »

Quote from: Taffin on September 01, 2024, 04:42:34 AM

Wow...

I can't tell you how much my degenerate mind spiralled off into various scenarios here... seriously...

I'd put a spin on it - rather than a scissor choke, I'd get a BB chick with overly developed genitalia (à la Denise Masino) to alien face-mask me to the point of suffocation while I reach up and pinch her hard nipples. She'd know I was gone when my hands dropped away...

Beautiful...

(Now I just need to find a funeral planner with some imagination LOL)

LOL!

I was able to project this image into my mind WAY too well.

Taffin · « **Reply #1358 on:** October 19, 2024, 02:34:43 PM »

Quote from: ThisisOverload on October 18, 2024, 07:45:08 PM

LOL!

I was able to project this image into my mind WAY too well.

Brother - I KNEW you would understand

herne · « **Reply #1359 on:** October 20, 2024, 10:35:44 AM »

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #1360 on:** October 20, 2024, 11:38:17 AM »

Rambone · « **Reply #1361 on:** October 20, 2024, 07:48:37 PM »

Quote from: herne on October 20, 2024, 10:35:44 AM

.

What guy wouldn’t love this!?

ThisisOverload · « **Reply #1362 on:** October 21, 2024, 08:03:35 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on October 20, 2024, 07:48:37 PM

What guy wouldn’t love this!?

I know right?

Shit, these dudes had it all figured out.

ThisisOverload · « **Reply #1363 on:** October 21, 2024, 08:05:23 PM »

Quote from: Taffin on October 19, 2024, 02:34:43 PM

Brother - I KNEW you would understand

I had my GF sissorlock my face over the weekend. While the tip of my nose rested gently on her clit.

Fuck, these guys were WAY ahead of the curve on these things.

I must learn more from The Schmoe.

Once laughed at by myself and others, i am now owing these gentlemen a debt of gratitude.

Rambone · « **Reply #1364 on:** October 22, 2024, 08:38:25 AM »

Quote from: ThisisOverload on October 21, 2024, 08:05:23 PM

I had my GF sissorlock my face over the weekend. While the tip of my nose rested gently on her clit.

Fuck, these guys were WAY ahead of the curve on these things.

I must learn more from The Schmoe.

Once laughed at by myself and others, i am now owing these gentlemen a debt of gratitude.

Hahahaha! So many schmoes died protecting our schmoedom