..or you two schmoes could not back it up 
back what up
you got banned for posting animal porn
you got banned for posting about an underage girl swallowing your load
technically you abused that girl
if she read that post on this an open forum it would have caused her psychological harm
you are lucky you are an anonymous coward and the lowest form of scum
her father would certainly like to discuss the issue with you
that you describe as harmless get big fun