Fact is, if you're gonna SLAP A DUDE WITH A SLICE OF PIZZA, perhaps turning your back on him and then sitting down isn't the wisest move. No, Mr. Pepperoni Cheeks shouldn't have waited to retaliate. His sucker punching him WELL after the fact comes across as somewhat cowardly. But the Grease Wheel Warrior should not have instigated anything only to, as I say, turn away and sit down.
The whole thing is beyond ridiculous. If I had been the responding cop, I'd be like, Okay, this is pure retardation. I'm out.
Both of these twinkleberries are asshats.