
It's hurts my head that two British guys think this. The place is certainly indianized but is no where near India
Unfortunately, whilst I appreciate the effort with the map you are misled. Dubai is very much in India.
I would suggest you taper back on the Clambutteroil, as it may be the cause of side effects you are experiencing.
If you dont know about Clambutteroil, you'll need to go back....way back. If you do you might also find the true lesson in geography...