Student jailed for slapping a sleeping woman in the face with his penis!

[affeman]

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2803524/Student-jailed-slapping-sleeping-woman-face-penis-friend-filmed-phone.html

[King Shizzo]

Sympathy bump.

[Lustral]

Went through a phase where we used to put our dicks in someone's pint if they went off for a piss (separately of course, no homo). One time we did it to some reject and started chanting "dick in pint" when he was walking back. He joined in, then started drinking the pint.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Went through a phase where we used to put our dicks in someone's pint if they went off for a piss (separately of course, no homo). One time we did it to some reject and started chanting "dick in pint" when he was walking back. He joined in, then started drinking the pint.

haha...Good stuff...

[Lustral]

haha...Good stuff...

I was such a dickhead when I was 19. Went through a phase of shitting on people's doorsteps when I was drunk, ringing doorbell and running. Took a shit inside cup of the 16th hole of local golf course and wiped ass with flag. Still wonder how poor fucker who first picked ball out of hole the next morning reacted.

[Pray_4_War]

Total Getbigger.

[George Whorewell]

That's how I met my wife.

Times have certainly changed.

[Pray_4_War]

If I got 9 months in the can for every time I dick-slapped some woman across the face I wouldn't get out until I was 99 years old.

What kind of a world do we live in when you can't put your cock in some sleeping girls face?  I mean really.  Damn this oppression!

[kh300]

Us oldtimers called that the Tony Danza. Smack a bitch in the face with your dick and ask her whos the boss.

[gmflex]

I was such a dickhead when I was 19. Went through a phase of shitting on people's doorsteps when I was drunk, ringing doorbell and running. Took a shit inside cup of the 16th hole of local golf course and wiped ass with flag. Still wonder how poor fucker who first picked ball out of hole the next morning reacted.

 

[gmflex]

Us oldtimers called that the Tony Danza. Smack a bitch in the face with your dick and ask her whos the boss.

 
Lol
Would of loved slapping Sam / Alyssa Milano character with my penis when she was 17 / 18 on the show..
Had the biggest hard on for her.. she started working out and made that workout video 

[Yanin]

I once splooged into a friend of a friends roommates sport illustrated bikini mag.. Then casually closed it then put a shell or whatever was ontop of the mags in the bathroom back.. I could only imagine the reaction.. I never heard a word of it