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FitnessFrenzy

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One morning when you wake up...
« on: October 25, 2014, 11:40:33 AM »
... this is the first thing you see. What do you do?
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Tapeworm

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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2014, 11:42:40 AM »
"I ordered Matt Damon.  You sent me Abe Vigoda."
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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2014, 11:50:54 AM »
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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2014, 11:53:25 AM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on October 25, 2014, 11:40:33 AM
... this is the first thing you see. What do you do?

Your obsession with Tbombz is really fucking creepy.....
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Sokolsky

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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2014, 11:55:58 AM »
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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2014, 11:58:14 AM »

Dam.
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Julio Ceasar

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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2014, 12:24:24 PM »
close eyes, turn around, try to sleep!

Hope he dosent sound, hope he dosent smell...
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FitnessFrenzy

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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2014, 12:48:10 PM »
Quote from: ChopperRider on October 25, 2014, 11:53:25 AM
Your obsession with Tbombz is really fucking creepy.....


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Deacon Jeschin

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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2014, 07:21:38 PM »
Unload a round into his infected nutsack, or better yet, under one of his sperm-padded chins......
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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2014, 07:48:42 PM »
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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2014, 09:26:09 PM »
i'd tell him straight up what i think about him

a phony and a coward


a true christian wouldnt use medication when faced with a fatal illness, for it shows lack of faith in the LORD JEHOVA EL SHADDAI


this is a religious FACT

no way around it

google it
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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2014, 06:11:33 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on October 25, 2014, 11:42:40 AM
"I ordered Matt Damon.  You sent me Abe Vigoda."

Subtle, but deadly!!!

"1"
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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2014, 02:00:13 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on October 25, 2014, 09:26:09 PM
i'd tell him straight up what i think about him

a phony and a coward


a true christian wouldnt use medication when faced with a fatal illness, for it shows lack of faith in the LORD JEHOVA EL SHADDAI


this is a religious FACT

no way around it

google it

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Anyway, I'd tell him to grab me a beer too. I'm sure he already took one out of my fridge.



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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2014, 02:50:40 PM »
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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2014, 04:47:31 PM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on October 25, 2014, 11:40:33 AM
... this is the first thing you see. What do you do?

where did you park the motorcycle ?
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Re: One morning when you wake up...
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2014, 02:16:24 PM »
"Mr. Tay-Tay, I promise I will pay you back soon!  :D
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