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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #75 on: October 30, 2014, 05:22:32 AM »
Quote from: Simple Simon on October 30, 2014, 05:09:22 AM
I was once talking to a girl in a club, absolute stunner, we had been talking for a few minutes and I made her laugh (no I didnt drop my pants) she laughed and then made this horrible snorting noise, I put it down to nerves but she did it again a few minutes later.
She went from a 10 to a 2 in two laughs.

I can beat that...

I once fucked a dumb girl. Not stupid dumb but dumb as in could not speak. Something was fucked up with her vocal chords.

She could hear, she was cute, she was fun, she had a fine body.

But when you fucked her she made a noise like Fozzy Bear laughing.

First and last time I've ever faked it right there.

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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #76 on: October 30, 2014, 05:34:45 AM »
Remember when i was 16 i could not fuck this girl because her Belly button was really freaky. She was 100% a virgin, still in school my age. Very quite and conservative. Never had a boyfriend but she was not bad looking. I was lying in long grass with her at a local park..her pants down it was on a plate,,i just saw her Belly Button and i could not fuck her :-\. I still to this day should have been the first to bust her cherry  >:( what a kunt i was !
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #77 on: October 30, 2014, 05:39:21 AM »
Quote from: Donny on October 30, 2014, 05:34:45 AM
Remember when i was 16 i could not fuck this girl because her Belly button was really freaky. She was 100% a virgin, still in school my age. Very quite and conservative. Never had a boyfriend but she was not bad looking. I was lying in long grass with her at a local park..her pants down it was on a plate,,i just saw her Belly Button and i could not fuck her :-\. I still to this day should have been the first to bust her cherry  >:( what a kunt i was !

When I was 16 I'd have fucked Quasimodo if he'd put on a skirt and lipstick.
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #78 on: October 30, 2014, 05:52:16 AM »
Quote from: pedro01 on October 30, 2014, 05:39:21 AM
When I was 16 I'd have fucked Quasimodo if he'd put on a skirt and lipstick.
mate i was young and dumb ;D
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #79 on: October 30, 2014, 06:43:35 AM »
Quote from: Donny on October 30, 2014, 05:52:16 AM
mate i was young and dumb ;D

Nah man, you did the right thing. It's the same with fucking kebablooking flaps, that shit gets in your head and will fuck with you for a lifetime.
Good call on bailing on the fucked up bellybutton.
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #80 on: October 30, 2014, 06:56:26 AM »
Quote from: Voice of Doom on October 29, 2014, 12:38:46 PM
I'm happy to scoop up all those discarded "darkies" and "3rd world" ladies
Ah yes, Rosario Dawson, Salma Hayek, Paula Patton some of my favorites. Love the exotic dark haired beauties.
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #81 on: October 30, 2014, 06:58:24 AM »
I turned down a lot of pussy when I was younger that I'd be crawling and begging in my knees for now that I'm older. Haha.
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #82 on: October 30, 2014, 07:13:50 AM »
Quote from: thegamechanger on October 29, 2014, 03:22:53 PM
perfect 10 right here.

It's all an illusion

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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #83 on: October 30, 2014, 07:19:22 AM »
This thread is a good example of how subjective 10's are.

We had a girl training us today, for some bullshit IOSH Health and Safety for Manager's course and she looked like Gemma Arteton but with a heavy norther irish accent.

I didn't hear a word she said though, because she had a leopard print dress on  8)

I would say 8/10 but someone could say 5
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #84 on: October 30, 2014, 07:22:15 AM »
Quote from: Simple Simon on October 30, 2014, 05:09:22 AM
I was once talking to a girl in a club, absolute stunner, we had been talking for a few minutes and I made her laugh (no I didnt drop my pants) she laughed and then made this horrible snorting noise, I put it down to nerves but she did it again a few minutes later.
She went from a 10 to a 2 in two laughs.

the snorting is unacceptable you did the right  thing
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #85 on: October 30, 2014, 07:26:35 AM »
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #86 on: October 30, 2014, 07:43:29 AM »
Fried hair big nose.. Maybe a body pic would deter these flaws
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #87 on: October 30, 2014, 07:44:00 AM »
Quote from: Sokolsky on October 30, 2014, 06:43:35 AM
Nah man, you did the right thing. It's the same with fucking kebablooking flaps, that shit gets in your head and will fuck with you for a lifetime.
Good call on bailing on the fucked up bellybutton.

Mmm, ugly vagina.  There's a taboo topic.  Wtf are you supposed to do by the stage that finally gets discovered?  Oh sorry, that's a really ghastly gash you got so I'm gonna go before the rest of the squid crawls outta there.  All evening I couldn't work out where the applause was coming from. No don't get up, I'll just follow the snail trail back out.
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #88 on: October 30, 2014, 07:51:43 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on October 30, 2014, 07:44:00 AM
Mmm, ugly vagina.  There's a taboo topic.  Wtf are you supposed to do by the stage that finally gets discovered?  Oh sorry, that's a really ghastly gash you got so I'm gonna go before the rest of the squid crawls outta there.  All evening I couldn't work out where the applause was coming from. No don't get up, I'll just follow the snail trail back out.


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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #89 on: October 30, 2014, 08:04:06 AM »
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #90 on: October 30, 2014, 08:08:52 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on October 30, 2014, 08:04:06 AM
I'm Buck Naked!

Settle for a blowjob and get the fuck out of there
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #91 on: October 30, 2014, 08:38:19 AM »
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #92 on: October 30, 2014, 08:41:01 AM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on October 29, 2014, 05:50:23 PM
Moar



So fucking hot.

Wow, just dropped to a 7 with those coffee/cigarette stained teeth
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #93 on: October 30, 2014, 02:02:08 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on October 30, 2014, 08:41:01 AM
Wow, just dropped to a 7 with those coffee/cigarette stained teeth

Nonsense.

I may have been too quick to judge her a 10 seeing that I haven't seen her butthole yet.  However, if her balloon knot is proper, this girl could actually be an 11.
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #94 on: October 30, 2014, 02:29:34 PM »
Quote from: Papper on October 29, 2014, 02:27:02 PM
She looks masculine in the face and body robust and hard like iron man
Hilarious comparison.  ;D
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #95 on: October 30, 2014, 02:44:02 PM »
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #96 on: October 30, 2014, 02:44:41 PM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on October 30, 2014, 02:02:08 PM
Nonsense.

I may have been too quick to judge her a 10 seeing that I haven't seen her butthole yet.  However, if her balloon knot is proper, this girl could actually be an 11.

You KNOW that hub and spokes is pink like 5 minute old bubble gum.
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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
« Reply #97 on: October 30, 2014, 03:00:21 PM »
Quote from: Zillotch on October 29, 2014, 01:14:17 AM
Caucasian women are by far the most beautiful.

Absolutely!


And she is stunning.  Damned near a 10 if not quite by some standards (e.g., you squeamish fucks would whine about the fact that she is a regular cigarette-smoker).

That said, I'm always amused by these bottom-dwellers, these aimless claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas, who take such pleasure in relegating truly beautiful women to chickenshit low numerical values like "six" or "seven at best."

I'd like those fellas to post examples of legit 8, 9s and, if possible, tens. 

If they can't?  Then they should shut the fuck up and go back to fapping away at some big burly man. 





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Re: Behold: This is a legit perfect 10.
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