Author Topic: Pictures of women before and after marriage (Read 16211 times)

BigNJ · « **on:** October 30, 2014, 07:17:00 AM »

You still want to get married?

alpha infidel · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:21:12 AM »

I would hit 2 provided she can shave and wash between the creases on her gut, she would need makeup and to smell nice also...........always wanted to try a fatty with a pretty face.

_aj_ · « **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:23:19 AM »

I am not sure that I buy #1, but I LOL at the fucking guy drowning under that water buffalo.

bigmc · « **Reply #3 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:23:27 AM »

number 2 is shopped

number 3 isn't too bad

number one is about to get harpooned if she doesn't get out the water

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:28:13 AM »

Quote from: BigNJ on October 30, 2014, 07:17:00 AM

You still want to get married?

How the fuck did that kid get that whale on his shoulders? Did he drown?

pedro01 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:28:29 AM »

Number 2.

At what point from before to after do you look in the mirror & say "I need to cut back a bit".

I mean - how is it these people don't just expand infinitely? Do they hit a natural max weight and can't put any more on or do they hit 350lbs and THEN say "better not put any more on".

I am genuinely confused about people that get to this sort of weight and then stop expanding. Surely it can't be willpower.

Dr.J · « **Reply #6 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:46:19 AM »

Fuck that shit!

falco · « **Reply #7 on:** October 30, 2014, 07:49:12 AM »

Some legit 20" arms right there!

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #8 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:06:31 AM »

Dude is literally suckin in water lmao. Brave dude lol

Wiggs · « **Reply #9 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:01:04 AM »

Cant stop laughing at dude gasping for air.

falco · « **Reply #10 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:13:38 AM »

Their husbands are true warriors in my book.

falco · « **Reply #11 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:18:44 AM »

falco · « **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:21:34 AM »

falco · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:22:28 AM »

BigCyp · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:24:59 AM »

These bitches need to learn to bail out from the buffett ffs

Ok, i'm not ripped to the bone year round, but if I notice a single roll on the top of my jeans I will cut down 4000 kcals a week until it's gone.

I respect myself.

dyslexic · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:28:33 AM »

Yeah, well dump em' and find out how quick they lose weight.....

they get a little too relaxed with homeboy's cash and that nasty hallway he puts his hotdog in....

orion · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:33:40 AM »

They say before you marry a girl take a good look at her mom, analyze the genetics that will come into play later on.

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:07:16 PM »

I would titty fuck a lot of these fatties.

Rambone · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:13:38 PM »

Quote from: BigNJ on October 30, 2014, 07:17:00 AM

Poor guy. Time to invest in a whale sling.

Viking11 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:14:51 PM »

Then they all bitch that men cheat and lose interest................ ummmm what the fuck do you expect when you morph like that?

Simple Simon · « **Reply #20 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:17:44 PM »

Husbands just got themselves to blame.
They didnt get that big overnight.

BayGBM · « **Reply #21 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:34:12 PM »

Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on October 30, 2014, 08:06:31 AM

Dude is literally suckin in water lmao. Brave dude lol

Quote from: Wiggs on October 30, 2014, 09:01:04 AM

Cant stop laughing at dude gasping for air.

ha ha ha I literally laughed out loud after reading that and looking at the pic again.

The poor guy is gasping for mercy!

anabolichalo · « **Reply #22 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:35:05 PM »

if you are a bodybuilding analyst you should be able to see this coming

it's mostly a genetic inclination towards overfeeding

if a chick is an imminent fatso waiting to explode, a bodybuild should be able to tell from a mile away

there are no surprises when it comes to bodybuild

_aj_ · « **Reply #23 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:35:28 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on October 30, 2014, 01:13:38 PM

Poor guy. Time to invest in a whale sling.

LOLZ

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #24 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:48:42 PM »

This thread is awesome.

Author Topic: Pictures of women before and after marriage (Read 16211 times)

Simple Simon