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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2014, 07:46:02 PM »
Bob Paris=Big Cyp?
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2014, 08:51:37 PM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on November 01, 2014, 10:35:38 AM
"all rights reserved" of peace.

Like somebody is going to steal that wonderful work.

I heard better in an inner city high school...

Roses are red, violets are blue
You snitch on me,
I gon' cut you
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2014, 04:24:23 AM »
I would rather have his doppelganger, John W. Shipp.  :-*
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2014, 06:23:14 AM »
im shitting my pants laughing.
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2014, 08:06:41 AM »
Rod Jackson was straddling Bob Paris
His balls fell from his jock
He laid them to rest
On Bob's sweaty chest
And paddled his face with his co.c.k

all rights reserved GetbigSchmoetry 2014



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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2014, 08:18:10 AM »
Roses are red
violets are blue
No condome, no pullout!
How about you?
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2014, 08:18:48 AM »
Bobby P and Lonny T...

Two guys who lick where all guys pee...

They fuck in cars....they fuck in malls....

Doesn't matter where they stop to drain their balls....
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2014, 08:22:26 AM »
Brillig.  Sounds like the kind of guy who's gyred & gymbled his slythy tove in plenty a wabe.
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2014, 08:25:14 AM »
Does Bob rod Rod or, does Rod rod Bob..??!!
or..does Rod bob Bob or, does Bob bob Rod..??!!!!
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2014, 08:39:16 AM »
Butthole is Red thats where you poo
I blow dudes
Tbombz does too.
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2014, 09:51:47 AM »
Pease porridge hot
Pease porridge cold
If you cock leaks green
Bob will suck out the mold
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2014, 03:26:51 PM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just had a big shit
I hope you had too
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2014, 05:41:24 PM »
Funny thing is that Bob's first wife (MAN), Rod Jackson, went back to Canada and married and has kids and became a conservative politician.

Funny how that works.......
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2014, 05:42:19 PM »
Quote from: Elvis_McCartney on November 02, 2014, 05:41:24 PM
Funny thing is that Bob's first wife, Rod Jackson, went back to Canada and married and has kids and became a conservative politician.

Funny how that works.......
she obviously wants to erradicate gays so that no woman will have to go thru the pain of marriaging a closet gay
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MAXX

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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2014, 05:46:03 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on November 02, 2014, 05:42:19 PM
she obviously wants to erradicate gays so that no woman will have to go thru the pain of marriaging a closet gay
she?

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anabolichalo

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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2014, 05:46:43 PM »
Quote from: MAXX on November 02, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
she?


WHAT THE FUCK

that was a nasty surprise
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2014, 06:33:19 PM »
Quote from: MAXX on November 02, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
she?


roses are red ,mullets are blonde
if we keep this up,you'll be stroking my wand...
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2014, 07:16:18 PM »
Quote from: njflex on November 02, 2014, 06:33:19 PM
roses are red ,mullets are blonde
if we keep this up,you'll be stroking my wand...


Hahaahahah ;D
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #43 on: November 02, 2014, 07:42:53 PM »
Quote from: Maniacal on November 02, 2014, 06:54:49 PM
As an aside, I've always found it to be curiously ironic that some of the most pro-fag, 'oh they're so cute' parroters, are cute, younger women who would rather be drawn and quartered than receive a cock in their ass.

total lie

I love the gay community, and I know how to make an anniversary special
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2014, 05:17:57 AM »
Quote from: Maniacal on November 02, 2014, 06:54:49 PM
As an aside, I've always found it to be curiously ironic that some of the most pro-fag, 'oh they're so cute' parroters, are cute, younger women who would rather be drawn and quartered than receive a cock in their ass.
same story with the "non racist, i like black people" crowd who would rather be drawn and quartered than invite a bunch of black people in their house


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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #45 on: November 03, 2014, 05:26:11 AM »
Very subtle way of claiming natural status.
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2014, 08:12:10 AM »
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #47 on: November 03, 2014, 08:31:57 AM »
Fantastic bodybuilder in his time.
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #48 on: November 03, 2014, 08:47:21 AM »
Quote from: Eric2 on November 01, 2014, 05:48:52 PM
Hickory dickory dock Bob Paris
Was sucking co.ck
The clock struck two
The c.ock shot it's goo
And Bob skipped on down the block
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Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2014, 01:28:06 PM »
Quote from: Europe on November 03, 2014, 08:47:21 AM
Lolol...
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