Author Topic: Showdown in the gym (Read 1928 times)

the trainer · « **on:** November 07, 2014, 07:30:38 AM »

So there is this dude who was talkin shit about my legs in the gym claiming that they are big and fat so I finally saw him today and I confronted him, I yelled why are you talking shit about my legs lets settle this right now, he replied lets do it and the guys in the gym stop working out and gather around us in a circle, there was so much tension in the air you could cut it with a knife.

He dropped his pants revealing a shiny disco thong and started to flex his quads and the guys were cheering him on, so I dropped my pants also and I saw a look of disapproval on the face of the guys and I realized that I was wearing a underpants instead of a thong.

I started to panic then I had an idea I grabbed the underpants and pushed it as far up my ass crack as i could to show my glutes and the guys started to cheer for me, I then bent over to show my hamstring and flex my ass as hard as I could and it was lights out, I watch the fucker pulling up his pants and walked away with his head hanging down in shame, that will teach him to talk shit about my legs.

Rotten Mortimer · « **Reply #1 on:** November 07, 2014, 07:37:40 AM »

Great thread, quick read with a few nice twists.

SF1900 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 07, 2014, 07:41:54 AM »

da_vinci · « **Reply #3 on:** November 07, 2014, 07:42:30 AM »

Did you blow each other in a shower after that?

BigCyp · « **Reply #4 on:** November 07, 2014, 07:53:51 AM »

Quote from: da_vinci on November 07, 2014, 07:42:30 AM

Did you blow each other in a shower after that?

No he's banned from the showers for camouflaging himself as wall tiles and spraying his cock silver with a 'pump' for more pressure on the front

TheShape. · « **Reply #5 on:** November 07, 2014, 07:57:42 AM »

Svengoolie · « **Reply #6 on:** November 07, 2014, 08:02:24 AM »

Royalty · « **Reply #7 on:** November 07, 2014, 08:24:46 AM »

I'm watching "Open Range" right now. There is a showdown at the end of this movie... a big gun fight.

Sounds like the trainer was in a different type of "showdown"

_aj_ · « **Reply #8 on:** November 07, 2014, 08:30:24 AM »

The trainer likes to mix up his broscience google-found "advices" with random stories of homosexual exploits. I applaud his "diversity"

falco · « **Reply #9 on:** November 07, 2014, 08:33:55 AM »

Mike · « **Reply #10 on:** November 07, 2014, 08:38:12 AM »

That wasn't funny even for a made up troll story

Future story suggestion: add humor or violence

Deadlifted · « **Reply #11 on:** November 07, 2014, 08:39:19 AM »

Quote from: Mike on November 07, 2014, 08:38:12 AM

That wasn't funny even for a made up troll story

Future story suggestion: add humor or violence

I dont know man, its so shitty that its geniunely funny to me.

Royalty · « **Reply #12 on:** November 07, 2014, 08:44:13 AM »

Quote from: Mike on November 07, 2014, 08:38:12 AM

That wasn't funny even for a made up troll story

Future story suggestion: add humor or violence

The only hint of truth in "the trainer's" story was the fact that gym members have noticed that his legs are fat

_aj_ · « **Reply #13 on:** November 07, 2014, 08:46:32 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on November 07, 2014, 08:44:13 AM

The only hint of truth in "the trainer's" story was the fact that gym members have noticed that his legs are fat

No, even that isn't true. That would require him to actually go to a gym. So nope.

ChopperRider · « **Reply #14 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:15:39 AM »

local hero · « **Reply #15 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:19:15 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on November 07, 2014, 08:44:13 AM

The only hint of truth in "the trainer's" story was the fact that gym members have noticed that his legs are fat

Im guessing he has fat ancles, skinny legs and pointy knees....

the trainer · « **Reply #16 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:43:41 AM »

Quote from: local hero on November 07, 2014, 09:19:15 AM

Im guessing he has fat ancles, skinny legs and pointy knees....

You will be eating humble pie for christmas when you see my pictures.

_aj_ · « **Reply #17 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:48:47 AM »

Quote from: the trainer on November 07, 2014, 09:43:41 AM

You will be eating humble pie for christmas when you see my pictures.

Will the humble pie be as tasty as the pie you served on August 6th and again on Olympia weekend?

ChopperRider · « **Reply #18 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:50:50 AM »

Quote from: the trainer on November 07, 2014, 07:30:38 AM

So there is this dude who was talkin shit about my legs in the gym claiming that they are big and fat so I finally saw him today and I confronted him, I yelled why are you talking shit about my legs lets settle this right now, he replied lets do it and the guys in the gym stop working out and gather around us in a circle, there was so much tension in the air you could cut it with a knife.

He dropped his pants revealing a shiny disco thong and started to flex his quads and the guys were cheering him on, so I dropped my pants also and I saw a look of disapproval on the face of the guys and I realized that I was wearing a underpants instead of a thong.

I started to panic then I had an idea I grabbed the underpants and pushed it as far up my ass crack as i could to show my glutes and the guys started to cheer for me, I then bent over to show my hamstring and flex my ass as hard as I could and it was lights out, I watch the fucker pulling up his pants and walked away with his head hanging down in shame, that will teach him to talk shit about my legs.

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