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jephrius

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What the world will be like for Jehovah's Witnesses
« on: November 07, 2014, 08:35:40 PM »

After the current system of things ends, this is how the JWs will be living.

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Re: What the world will be like for Jehovah's Witnesses
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2014, 08:49:11 PM »
Inaccurate.  Clint Eastwood lacking cigar stub.

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Re: What the world will be like for Jehovah's Witnesses
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2014, 02:02:14 PM »

After the current system of things ends, this is how the JWs will be living.

One must've come by recently, and you're contimplating converting. Are you feeling bad about all of the money you make?

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Re: What the world will be like for Jehovah's Witnesses
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2014, 02:06:36 PM »

After the current system of things ends, this is how the JWs will be living.

I'd like the milk maid in blue dress to sit on my face.

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Re: What the world will be like for Jehovah's Witnesses
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2014, 02:08:43 PM »
whats wrong  with the present

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Re: What the world will be like for Jehovah's Witnesses
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2014, 02:10:34 PM »

After the current system of things ends, this is how the JWs will be living.

no 18 inch arms?

no sexy chocolate honeys?

no shiny mercedes?


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Re: What the world will be like for Jehovah's Witnesses
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2014, 02:23:18 PM »

After the current system of things ends, this is how the JWs will be living.
you are aware that paradise isnt going to be *poof* instant, jw will have an eternity to clean up the mess after armageddon, literally

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Re: What the world will be like for Jehovah's Witnesses
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2014, 04:38:59 PM »
you are aware that paradise isnt going to be *poof* instant, jw will have an eternity to clean up the mess after armageddon, literally
Damn... you sound like a jw with that info you just provided.

jephrius

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Re: What the world will be like for Jehovah's Witnesses
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2014, 07:48:34 AM »
you are aware that paradise isnt going to be *poof* instant, jw will have an eternity to clean up the mess after armageddon, literally
Obviously you're not a Bible Student

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Re: What the world will be like for Jehovah's Witnesses
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2014, 11:27:52 AM »
Obviously you're not a Bible Student


Actually he's right. I don't believe in that anymore but the "faithful and discreet slave" do teach that in their Watchtower and Awake magazines.