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Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« on: February 17, 2006, 07:16:23 AM »
Besides weights, I was wondering what the heaviest thing you ever lifted was.

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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2006, 07:24:25 AM »
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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2006, 08:02:52 AM »
your mamma fat ass, after i wore her out last week. ;D

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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2006, 08:55:43 AM »
i gave a piggyback ride to one of my fat friends around the gym. That was in 4th grade and the guy weighted over 200 pds. I guess thats why my legs became so huge cause I could handle the heavy weight.  :)
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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2006, 08:57:20 AM »
i gave a piggyback ride to one of my fat friends around the gym. That was in 4th grade and the guy weighted over 200 pds. I guess thats why my legs became so huge cause I could handle the heavy weight.  :)

Who are you kidding?  You gave your "friend" that piggyback ride last night.  Sickie.

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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2006, 09:22:13 AM »
Some friends and I moved a truck in a parking lot as a joke.  IT was pretty damn funny.  Our friend got so pissed off when he went out to where had parked and saw his truck sideways a few rows away.  I think I was on the ground b/c I was laughing so hard.


I know it sounds lame, but if you do it to someone w/ a bad temper the results are hilarious.

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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2006, 09:25:54 AM »
Some friends and I moved a truck in a parking lot as a joke.  IT was pretty damn funny.  Our friend got so pissed off when he went out to where had parked and saw his truck sideways a few rows away.  I think I was on the ground b/c I was laughing so hard.
I know it sounds lame, but if you do it to someone w/ a bad temper the results are hilarious.

hahaha i always wanted to do that! How many where you?
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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2006, 11:05:11 AM »
I pulled a large deer carcass over rugged terrain for about a mile. The deer itself wasn't very heavy (less than 200 lb), but dragging it on the ground for that long in the south Texas sun was unbelievably exhausting.
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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2006, 11:15:01 AM »
your mamma fat ass, after i wore her out last week. ;D

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!How heavy was his mom?  This will be the true test!!! ;D

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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2006, 11:34:40 AM »
Your wife.  :o ;D
 

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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2006, 11:40:28 AM »
My 18'' schlong.
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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2006, 12:51:55 PM »
I only had to pick up five playboy bunnies and bring them back to my place. Thats 5 on each hand people  :o
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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2006, 01:35:40 PM »
hahaha i always wanted to do that! How many where you?

There was a lot of us, 8-9, so it wasn't really that heavy.  We all worked really well together, the only thing that made it tough was the constant laughter while doing it.  I think I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.


that poor S.O.B. was so angry.  Wow, makes me laugh just thinking about it.

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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2006, 02:40:28 PM »
There was a lot of us, 8-9, so it wasn't really that heavy.  We all worked really well together, the only thing that made it tough was the constant laughter while doing it.  I think I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
that poor S.O.B. was so angry.  Wow, makes me laugh just thinking about it.

reminds me of the time we moved my friend's car to the other side of the parking lot at school (he had lost his keys weeks before and the ignition had been 'fixed' so that you could start it with a screwdriver)

between classes we moved it to the other side of the parking lot and then told him we had taken it to mcdonalds, but had run out of gas halfway back.

we told him where it had run dry so he walked to a gas station and got a jerry can, filled it up and walked the 30 minutes to where it was supposed to be. we were just getting out of class when he came walking back into the school, jerry can in hand and says his car wasn't there and that it must have been towed.

we were laughing our asses off.  after school the car was back where it was parked to begin with. he was so pissed, but kinda relieved because he was convinced he was going to have to pay a towing bill.

thinking back if someone had done that to me i would have lost it on them
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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2006, 12:18:20 AM »
a Mid evil plate mail sute of armere.

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Re: Heaviest thing you ever lifted
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2006, 01:05:23 AM »
stupidest question i ever heard.