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Whale gets owned on Tinder
« on: November 12, 2014, 03:46:44 AM »

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2014, 03:53:05 AM »
Haha what a blimp :D


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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2014, 04:40:39 AM »
Haha! That showed up in my Twitter feed yesterday. It's going viral, apparently.

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2014, 04:50:47 AM »
Probably just a little grumpy from not getting her bucket of mackerel yet

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2014, 05:05:50 AM »
Funny stuff. 'What are the numerical digits...'     ;D

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2014, 05:12:56 AM »
Funny stuff. 'What are the numerical digits...'     ;D

A getbigger for sure! Probably True Adonis trolling Tinder :D

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2014, 05:39:10 AM »
#DoubleStandardsOfPeace

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2014, 05:43:21 AM »
Funny stuff. 'What are the numerical digits...'     ;D

Yes, shades of "What is your exact location?"

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2014, 05:47:14 AM »
As a lil manlet, I approve of this.

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2014, 05:54:11 AM »
Next time ask for her bodyfat rate.

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2014, 08:50:23 AM »
Only a manlet would care that she asked for height though

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2014, 08:54:21 AM »
Only a manlet would care that she asked for height though

Good point, do you question his claim of 6'3"?  I think it's a little suspect.

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2014, 10:05:21 AM »
Only a manlet would care that she asked for height though

Though, in his defense, if you wanted to bring the pain to a war-pig, that's a way of jamming it into the conversation.

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2014, 10:11:08 AM »
Only a manlet would care that she asked for height though

Not true. I am on the shorter side.

But it has more to do with the double standard that continues to exist in many areas (men are usually charged with DV or sexual harassment cases).

This has happened to me a few times. They will ask my height and I will tell them. Then I will ask them what type of body they have because the pictures only show their face. They FREAK out for no reason. She may have standards and want a tall man, and I may have standards and want a woman who is in shape. But its not okay for a man to have standards, but its okay for a woman, too?  :-\ :-\ I think women think EVERY man wants them, and when they get rejected based on a physical appearance, they are not to pleased with it.

I mean, think about it, if a woman asked how tall you were and you answered, and she had pictures posted of ONLY her face, wouldn't you want to know what her body looked like? I bet if you asked, youd be called an "asshole."
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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2014, 10:12:04 AM »
Good point, do you question his claim of 6'3"?  I think it's a little suspect.

I have him billed at about 5'8.5"

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2014, 10:29:25 AM »
Good point, do you question his claim of 6'3"?  I think it's a little suspect.

Very suspect. Being over 6', I've never felt that way when a girl asked my height. The girls that usually ask are 5'6 and above and don't want to be towering over a guy when they're in heels. It obviously struck a nerve with this short fella. Saying he's 6'3 reminds me of a 17 year old kid trying to buy beer and nervously says he's 23 when the cashier asks how old he is.

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2014, 10:35:34 AM »
Good point, do you question his claim of 6'3"?  I think it's a little suspect.

Definitely. Not necessarily lying but it takes away from the owning a bit.

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2014, 10:36:48 AM »
Her: How tall are you?
Me: You won't be disappointed.

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2014, 10:36:58 AM »
Very suspect. Being over 6', I've never felt that way when a girl asked my height. The girls that usually ask are 5'6 and above and don't want to be towering over a guy when they're in heels. It obviously struck a nerve with this short fella. Saying he's 6'3 reminds me of a 17 year old kid trying to buy beer and nervously says he's 23 when the cashier asks how old he is.

Yeah he's probably 6'2 in reality.

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2014, 11:09:57 AM »
Good point, do you question his claim of 6'3"?  I think it's a little suspect.

6'-3" isn't all that uncommon in the U.S.?

I'd imagine it's pretty commonplace in Germany and Holland too.

It's not likely the dude is 5'-1" like Lee Priest.

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2014, 11:14:29 AM »
6'-3" isn't all that uncommon in the U.S.?

I'd imagine it's pretty commonplace in Germany and Holland too.

It's not likely the dude is 5'-1" like Lee Priest.

He also probably didnt poop on someone.
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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2014, 11:18:22 AM »
6'-3" isn't all that uncommon in the U.S.?

I'd imagine it's pretty commonplace in Germany and Holland too.

It's not likely the dude is 5'-1" like Lee Priest.

It's around 2 standard deviations from the mean height, so that would account for 4-5% of the US population

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2014, 11:20:10 AM »
He also probably didnt poop on someone.

Yet...... ;D

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2014, 11:21:06 AM »
It's around 2 standard deviations from the mean height, so that would account for 4-5% of the US population

Mean height of adult males, or entire population?

1 out of 25 adult males seems lower than I would have expected.

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Re: Whale gets owned on Tinder
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2014, 11:24:10 AM »
6'-3" isn't all that uncommon in the U.S.?

I'd imagine it's pretty commonplace in Germany and Holland too.

It's not likely the dude is 5'-1" like Lee Priest.

I live in germany and I would guess that about 15% of males at my age are my height or taller ( 6"3 )