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Bodybuilder Lex Reeves

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I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« on: November 12, 2014, 01:07:38 PM »
A real Kara-te Black Belt like myself would easily knock one of these guys for a loop.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2014, 01:11:50 PM »
Krav maga is superior.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2014, 01:15:31 PM »
A real Kara-te Black Belt like myself would easily knock one of these guys for a loop.












That is a very bold statement.
Why not Put it to the test & get in the octagon.
I think you may find out otherwise.

Or you could show us all how it's done & earn yourself a Fortune in Process.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2014, 01:16:51 PM »
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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2014, 01:17:12 PM »
A real Kara-te Black Belt like myself would easily knock one of these guys for a loop.

And you're drug-free on top of it all.

What a BEAST  
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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2014, 01:22:26 PM »
A real Kara-te Black Belt like myself would easily knock one of these guys for a loop.
Sounds like something from the old show bully beatdown..but in all seriousness Lyoto Machida's fighting style is karate it I'm not mistaken and he has been pretty successful.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2014, 01:25:04 PM »

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2014, 01:27:56 PM »
A real Kara-te Black Belt like myself would easily knock one of these guys for a loop.

Very unlikely that this would take place.

If it did it would most likely involve OP taking deep dick as part of the "bargain".

Is most likely a fantasy scenario though.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2014, 01:34:21 PM »
I'd beat the hell out of most of these clowns. Being able to bench 330+lb for many reps is no joke.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2014, 01:43:18 PM »
I knew a guy that broke a German shepherds back .

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2014, 01:44:42 PM »
Sounds like something from the old show bully beatdown..but in all seriousness Lyoto Machida's fighting style is karate it I'm not mistaken and he has been pretty successful.

This gimmick knows his way around the business end of a penis.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2014, 02:06:51 PM »
Anyone who doubts MMA should walk into a real Brazilian jui jitsu dojo and tell them the same. You will be tapping out or choked unconscious quickly. When I was doing it 15 plus years ago I saw karate guy after karate guy come in and leave with their tail behind their legs. Jui jitsu is just submission wrestling. It has been tried for thousands of years. I don't care what you bench. A big bench doesn't mean you can throw a hard punch. It would help you getting out of an arm lock either.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2014, 02:09:29 PM »
I knew a guy that broke a German shepherds back .


ROFLMFAO!!!

We know the same people.
In fact, they gave me that prick's job!!

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2014, 02:26:12 PM »
Anyone who doubts MMA should walk into a real Brazilian jui jitsu dojo and tell them the same. You will be tapping out or choked unconscious quickly. When I was doing it 15 plus years ago I saw karate guy after karate guy come in and leave with their tail behind their legs. Jui jitsu is just submission wrestling. It has been tried for thousands of years. I don't care what you bench. A big bench doesn't mean you can throw a hard punch. It would help you getting out of an arm lock either.

U forget grappler can use all their tools for submission. Strikers can't. Can't poke, stomp, go for knee etc.
It's rather accepted to break the arm, leg or choke, but breaking the knee through a kick is a foul. Thrusting the neck, eyes, kicking the groin is llfe threatening though. :D
Remember that all the striking, grappling martial arts was founded in a much more rough era.
Can only blame our modern society that strikers can't use everything.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2014, 03:08:53 PM »
No you wouldn't "Lex" MMA is where its at. Welcome to da top of da food chain.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2014, 03:30:08 PM »
Anyone who doubts MMA should walk into a real Brazilian jui jitsu dojo and tell them the same. You will be tapping out or choked unconscious quickly. When I was doing it 15 plus years ago I saw karate guy after karate guy come in and leave with their tail behind their legs. Jui jitsu is just submission wrestling. It has been tried for thousands of years. I don't care what you bench. A big bench doesn't mean you can throw a hard punch. It would help you getting out of an arm lock either.
Better idea: we meet on the docks. No referees. No rules. So after I smash your kneecap and kick you in the throat we'll find out what you're really made of.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2014, 03:35:04 PM »

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2014, 03:36:40 PM »
MMA has been ruined by all the roids.... many good events have been cancelled due to failed drug tests.

The heavyweight division sucks.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2014, 03:53:51 PM »
I miss the days of Kimo, Tank, Shamrock, Ortiz, etc..      a 400 lb sumo guy fighting a 130lb ninja..

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2014, 04:12:38 PM »
Suckmymuscle had some dangerous Ku Fung and sword skills.  That was one deadly getbig member.
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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2014, 05:37:09 PM »
MMA has been ruined by all the roids.... many good events have been cancelled due to failed drug tests.

The heavyweight division sucks.
This...and I also miss the no weight classes.  Back then you just show up and fight whoever they put you in with.  Also sometimes you would have 2 or 3 fights in one night.  They tried to make it safer....but it's really not supposed to be safe.  That was the taboo coolness about watching it.  Blood, broken limbs and the like.  I still enjoy MMA and will continue to watch though.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2014, 05:45:59 PM »
This...and I also miss the no weight classes.  Back then you just show up and fight whoever they put you in with.  Also sometimes you would have 2 or 3 fights in one night.  They tried to make it safer....but it's really not supposed to be safe.  That was the taboo coolness about watching it.  Blood, broken limbs and the like.  I still enjoy MMA and will continue to watch though.

They should set it up like the WWF Royal Rumble in my opinion.

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2014, 05:54:12 PM »
They should set it up like the WWF Royal Rumble in my opinion.

A ladder match could be fun to watch....probably quite a few deaths though  ;D

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2014, 07:10:51 PM »
A ladder match could be fun to watch....probably quite a few deaths though  ;D

This gimmick has drained more men than boot camp.....

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Re: I'm not at all impressed with MMA
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2014, 07:39:04 PM »
A real Kara-te Black Belt like myself would easily knock one of these guys for a loop.



TMA is a joke and has been proven time and time again to be a big FAIL.