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Lord Chronos

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Kim K genes at my gym
« on: November 13, 2014, 03:42:36 AM »


So a newbie lady has started at the gym, has no clue about training, for the past few weeks she has been wasting her time jumping around in the aerobics classes, does no weights, cardio machines or stretching.

Surprisingly she is the first person I have seem that actually has the proportions of Kim Kardashian, if not more so, huge round ass on disproportionately skinny legs and a tiny waist. She doesn't have the boobs though but a good face, but for sure she is natural. I see great potential in her physique and with training can see her (me) make a bit of cash as another facebook booty/fitness model. I need to "tap" into her "potential" however I need to figure out the best way to introduce her into a potential business "relationship"

Do you think I should consult Vince Goodrum for guidance?

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Re: Kim K genes at my gym
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2014, 03:44:48 AM »
Vince is well versed in tapping into booty potential.

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Re: Kim K genes at my gym
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2014, 05:55:31 AM »
There is a similar chick at my gym, maybe 5'4", blonde/cute/tan, small waist flat stomach big natural tits, but her ass is H-U-G-E and fat and not in a good way.

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Re: Kim K genes at my gym
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2014, 06:15:44 AM »


Do you think I should consult Vince Goodrum for guidance?

You will need to "tap" him for his advices.

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Re: Kim K genes at my gym
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2014, 06:21:08 AM »

So a newbie lady has started at the gym, has no clue about training, for the past few weeks she has been wasting her time jumping around in the aerobics classes, does no weights, cardio machines or stretching.

Surprisingly she is the first person I have seem that actually has the proportions of Kim Kardashian, if not more so, huge round ass on disproportionately skinny legs and a tiny waist. She doesn't have the boobs though but a good face, but for sure she is natural. I see great potential in her physique and with training can see her (me) make a bit of cash as another facebook booty/fitness model. I need to "tap" into her "potential" however I need to figure out the best way to introduce her into a potential business "relationship"

Do you think I should consult Vince Goodrum for guidance?

Sweet talk her and give her plenty of positive attention and harmless banter on how sexy her figure is to you.
Then , ask her out and before you know it, that fine booty will be in your face!
Howard and BMC approved ;D

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Re: Kim K genes at my gym
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2014, 06:29:40 AM »

So a newbie lady has started at the gym, has no clue about training, for the past few weeks she has been wasting her time jumping around in the aerobics classes, does no weights, cardio machines or stretching.

Surprisingly she is the first person I have seem that actually has the proportions of Kim Kardashian, if not more so, huge round ass on disproportionately skinny legs and a tiny waist. She doesn't have the boobs though but a good face, but for sure she is natural. I see great potential in her physique and with training can see her (me) make a bit of cash as another facebook booty/fitness model. I need to "tap" into her "potential" however I need to figure out the best way to introduce her into a potential business "relationship"

Do you think I should consult Vince Goodrum for guidance?
Kim K's booty is fake. So, there is another fake booty Kim K impersonator running around?
This saddens me.

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Re: Kim K genes at my gym
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2014, 06:33:40 AM »
Kim K's booty is fake. So, there is another fake booty Kim K impersonator running around?
This saddens me.

It's not fake if you can grab it. :D

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Re: Kim K genes at my gym
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2014, 06:36:11 AM »
It's not fake if you can grab it. :D
you Loko man...but i like you  :D