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[_aj_]

Two of my wife's friends declared to her that's what they thought of me after a lot of wine. Wife's reaction is guarded...

[da_vinci]

Drunk females often talk stupid shit...

[_aj_]

Drunk females often talk stupid shit...

Truth.

It has not yet translated into increased action for me, so it has the potential to be a net-negative. At least the wife told me with somewhat of a wolfish grin. Fingers crossed.

[Coach is Back!]

Two of my wife's friends declared to her that's what they thought of me after a lot of wine. Wife's reaction is guarded...

Drunk women are worse than drunk guys x10.

[MikMaq]

Drunk women are worse than drunk guys x10.

The obvious, woman should never be allowed to drink.

[The Scott]

Why would you do this to your wife?  I find it disingenuous and disgusting.  Not a member of the "cool kids" here but not looking to join.

So then, if your wife wants to be screwed by another man in front of you are you fine and dandy with that too?  Either way, gross.

Fingers crossed?  Why not just cross your eyes while you're at it that way it'll look like you're with a pair of twins.  Some people...  Again. Gross.

[_aj_]

Why would you do this to your wife?  I find it disingenuous and disgusting.  Not a member of the "cool kids" here but not looking to join.

So then, if your wife wants to be screwed by another man in front of you are you fine and dandy with that too?  Either way, gross.

Fingers crossed?  Why not just cross your eyes while you're at it that way it'll look like you're with a pair of twins.  Some people...  Again. Gross.

Perhaps I misspoke.

My "fingers crossed" is that MY WIFE will give me more action.

Sorry if it sounded like I was trolling to bang her friends. She's WAYYYYY better looking that either of them. Plus, I am, you know, married. Which I take seriously.

[Knooger]

Douche I'd Light on Fire?

[The Scott]

Perhaps I misspoke.

My "fingers crossed" is that MY WIFE will give me more action.

Sorry if it sounded like I was trolling to bang her friends. She's WAYYYYY better looking that either of them.

Then I not only retract my words but I apologize to you and your wife.  I can be a total schmuck but that does not dismiss my words even though they would have been appropriate if the meaning were as I thought you intended.

So many men fail to see what is in front of them. A loving wife.  I was wrong and again, apologize.

[da_vinci]

I'd say go for both of these sluts. Ask if your wife wouldn't mind, of course.

[_aj_]

Then I not only retract my words but I apologize to you and your wife.  I can be a total schmuck but that does not dismiss my words even though they would have been appropriate if the meaning were as I thought you intended.

So many men fail to see what is in front of them. A loving wife.  I was wrong and again, apologize.

No worries, brother.

My wife and I are constantly amazed at our friends that divorce for the stupidest reasons. She and I argue and debate and compromise on everything. She's a getbigger in every sense and there is nobody I would rather have next to me in good times and bad.

[Knooger]

I'd say go for both of these sluts. Ask if your wife wouldn't mind, of course.

It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

[da_vinci]

It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

That's actally may be even wiser. Once it's done, it's done. Wife will forgive. Do it phaggot.

[falco]

A las chicas le encantan los musculos.

[TEH boob]

Lol that should be a nice boost to your wife's confidence 

[240 is Back]

Chances are you won't be going out on that date drinking for a while.

Best advice next time: make sure the wife is drunker than everyone else.  Perhaps something creative and adventurous can arise.

Or she'll be so drunk you can just tell her that she told you to go ahead and have a 3-way with her 2 buddies while she slept.

[falco]

Lol that should be a nice boost to your wife's confidence 

I hear you kind sir.