Toasted tranny for breakfast (updated)

[chaos]

So while I'm sitting here waiting for AAA I thought I'd roam the empty halls of the lounge.
Burn outs and blown up trannys of peace.

[King Shizzo]

So while I'm sitting here waiting for AAA I thought I'd roam the empty halls of the lounge.
Burn outs and blown up trannys of peace.

You have a habit of blowing trannies.

[avesher]

So while I'm sitting here waiting for AAA I thought I'd roam the empty halls of the lounge.
Burn outs and blown up trannys of peace.

ohohoh which one am I?

[chaos]

ohohoh which one am I?

I wish you were a tranny...this one is going to cost me a grand.

[Primemuscle]

So while I'm sitting here waiting for AAA I thought I'd roam the empty halls of the lounge.
Burn outs and blown up trannys of peace.

Broke down vehicle? AAA is good to have.

The tranny went out in my wheels a couple of years ago. It was about 500 miles before the warranty ran out. Didn't cost me a dime.

[chaos]

Broke down vehicle? AAA is good to have.

The tranny went out in my wheels a couple of years ago. It was about 500 miles before the warranty ran out. Didn't cost me a dime.

Apparently my motorcycle wasn't covered by AAA so it cost me.

[avesher]

holy fuck could I have read that any more wrong?

[chaos]

holy fuck could I have read that any more wrong?

Lol, 5:45 am burnouts at stoplights and broke my transmission. 

[Primemuscle]

Apparently my motorcycle wasn't covered by AAA so it cost me.

Wow, that's interesting. I thought it was the person who was covered not their vehicle. I pay a rate that covers my wife and me. Nothing has ever been said about limitations with regards to what we are driving. What happens if you are driving a rental car and it breaks down in the middle of nowhere?

[chaos]

Wow, that's interesting. I thought it was the person who was covered not their vehicle. I pay a rate that covers my wife and me. Nothing has ever been said about limitations with regards to what we are driving. What happens if you are driving a rental car and it breaks down in the middle of nowhere?

Passenger vehicles are covered, I didn't know I needed to add  a motorcycle amendment.  Lame. Now I have to tear into this bike and see exactly what gave up.

[pedro01]

I can hand on heart say that in my 16 years in Thailand

"I haven't fucked a tranny....."

I can also hand on heart say that the above sentence might not be complete

[juicemachine]

Don't guys get traumatized when the tranny has a larger cock than them?

[Walter Sobchak]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Michael Phelps.

[Primemuscle]

Don't guys get traumatized when the tranny has a larger cock than them?

Which is exactly why I would never have sex with a tranny. 

[chaos]

Upon further review it appears that the tranny is intact and I just broke the 5 bolts that hold the sprocket to the wheel.
Total chubby right now. ...

[nzmusclemonster]

Upon further review it appears that the tranny is intact and I just broke the 5 bolts that hold the sprocket to the wheel.
Total chubby right now. ...

Outed 

[TrueGrit]

Chaos blew a tranny?

[Primemuscle]

Chaos blew a tranny?

Turns out he only thought he did. Must of been a "wet dream."

[chaos]

$6.37 for 10 bolts, only needed 5....I'll be back to burnies in no time, bitches!