Arnold used to host a cigar night once a month when he was in town at his restaurant, Schatzi's on Main in Venice/Santa Monica where you could meet him and hang out, but it cost like $135 bucks a person or something. I didn't have the scratch to pony up for the cigar night meal deal, but I knew you could just go hang out at the bar for free and it spilled into the bar after the meal. So I went there with a friend and hung out. Artie Zeller was there telling his jokes like he always apparently did. Toward the time Arnold was leaving he walked right by me and my friend and turned and shook our hands and said warmly "okay, I'll see you guys later" like he knew us. I was like "okay, see you later." The rest of the hangers on who were similarly exploiting the loophole turned and looked at me like somehow I personally knew Arnold. I found it pretty funny.
Artie Zeller's two jokes that I can remember: One Q: what tastes good on pie but not on pussy? A: crust. Two, Q: the eagle is the bird of freedom, the dove is the bird of peace, but what is the bird of love? A: the swallow.
Yuk yuk yuk.