I can't win with my Mrs.
When i'm getting down to single digits and eat accordingly, she says things like "Who are you doing this for?" "I'm the only one who sees you with your top off and I prefer you a bit less lean"
When i'm just lifting and eating what I want - "You're looking a bit chubby"
When I grow my hair out and spend £30 getting a nice haircut to look like a Mens Health model she says
"I like it when you shave your head, you look a bit more rugged."
In order to combat all this, I diet in secret, wear a nice wig for work and the gym, and when i'm not leaning out i'll hide in the loft and eat Haagen Daz