Author Topic: Black Friday Shopping - Be ready! (Read 4730 times)

Devon97 · « **on:** November 28, 2014, 10:45:59 AM »

How many GB'ers will partake in this shopping bonanza?

Nothing but well behaved fine young people just a little excited about the awesome discounts today.

A little competitive behaviour is perfectly fine among woman as it shows incentive and ambition for hard work.

DO any GerBIggers have the cajones to jump into the action?

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #1 on:** November 28, 2014, 10:46:50 AM »

Fixed your links so that the videos could play...

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thegamechanger · « **Reply #2 on:** November 28, 2014, 10:49:52 AM »

havent these people heard about online shopping?

BB · « **Reply #3 on:** November 28, 2014, 10:52:50 AM »

Helllllll no, I gots the internet.

I figure the fuckery will be wore this year. Angry blacks quietly amped off the verdict and riots. Regular working class whites extra scared because of the riots, and annoyed by the silliness of it all. All to save on some stores loss leaders.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #4 on:** November 28, 2014, 11:12:28 AM »

Black Friday is when you rush out and elbow and trample people to grab cheap materialistic things you really don't need, less than 24 hours after giving Thanks for what you already have.

Boost · « **Reply #5 on:** November 28, 2014, 11:55:59 AM »

It's taken off in the UK this year. Pics from across the pond...

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #6 on:** November 28, 2014, 11:57:28 AM »

Quote from: Boost on November 28, 2014, 11:55:59 AM

It's taken off in the UK this year. Pics from across the pond...

I remember when Neil thought he had knocked up Saucy Karen from ASDA on The Inbetweeners.

Archer77 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 28, 2014, 12:01:44 PM »

When I see all these black folks with expensive electronics and I think to myself "do they have photo IDs yet"

Boost · « **Reply #8 on:** November 28, 2014, 12:03:12 PM »

I stayed well clear. Multiple arrests, fights and chaos swept the country.

BB · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2014, 12:05:12 PM »

Through the ages -

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1996 -

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FermiDirac · « **Reply #10 on:** November 28, 2014, 12:05:25 PM »

Sad to see people turn into animals for such an insignificant thing as some discounted hardwares. $:-\$

MAXX · « **Reply #11 on:** November 28, 2014, 12:05:36 PM »

haha white people in general will stay clear

Devon97 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 28, 2014, 12:23:13 PM »

Are the discounts really that good? I don't have the energy to fight through the masses.

BB · « **Reply #13 on:** November 28, 2014, 12:28:57 PM »

Quote from: Devon97 on November 28, 2014, 12:23:13 PM

Are the discounts really that good? I don't have the energy to fight through the masses.

Not really, maybe on Amazon, where you can shop at your leisure. But in general, today's Black Friday price is 3 or 4 months from now's regular sale price.

dustin · « **Reply #14 on:** November 28, 2014, 12:31:24 PM »

Quote from: Devon97 on November 28, 2014, 12:23:13 PM

Are the discounts really that good? I don't have the energy to fight through the masses.

What people need to ask is whether they'd buy that shit if there wasn't a discount. If the answer is "no", they don't need it.

People mistake cheap shit for a good value. It's not a good value if it's shit that you don't need. But instead of complaining, what I really need to do is start a business to start exploiting stupid fuckers like this. As time passes I have less and less of a problem with capitalism and wonder why I'm not ripping people off myself.

FermiDirac · « **Reply #15 on:** November 28, 2014, 12:32:22 PM »

Quote from: Devon97 on November 28, 2014, 12:23:13 PM

Are the discounts really that good? I don't have the energy to fight through the masses.

If you live above the poverty line I see no reason why you should fight and risk your health/sanity in order to save a couple of $100. Black Friday is just a marketing gimmick, just a cheap trick for the stores to cleanse their storages before the end of the year.

They're counting on that you set out with a "plan" but then buy additional items when you arrive as you cannot resist the discounts.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #16 on:** November 28, 2014, 12:32:55 PM »

Quote from: dustin on November 28, 2014, 12:31:24 PM

what I really need to do is start a business to start exploiting stupid fuckers like this

I started a school for aspiring personal trainers.

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #17 on:** November 28, 2014, 12:35:05 PM »

Fighting over plastic junk... insanity.

dustin · « **Reply #18 on:** November 28, 2014, 12:36:49 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on November 28, 2014, 12:32:55 PM

I started a school for aspiring personal trainers.

There was a trainer at my gym today with, I shit you not, 12" arms and calves. \

I got away from training people because I realized they didn't want to make progress, they wanted a gimmick and to feel better. But now I'm realizing that if they're happy paying for shitty advice, that I should probably think about personal training again. I look way better than those wingnuts and can be content when clients make zero progress - as long as they're happy and keep paying!

FermiDirac · « **Reply #19 on:** November 28, 2014, 12:45:49 PM »

Quote from: dustin on November 28, 2014, 12:36:49 PM

There was a trainer at my gym today with, I shit you not, 12" arms and calves. \

I got away from training people because I realized they didn't want to make progress, they wanted a gimmick and to feel better. But now I'm realizing that if they're happy paying for shitty advice, that I should probably think about personal training again. I look way better than those wingnuts and can be content when clients make zero progress - as long as they're happy and keep paying!

I think it has more to do with that rich people gets off being told what to do by a loser in sweatpants and internet degree.

dustin · « **Reply #20 on:** November 28, 2014, 01:02:45 PM »

Quote from: FermiDirac on November 28, 2014, 12:45:49 PM

I think it has more to do with that rich people gets off being told what to do by a loser in sweatpants and internet degree.

I could be that loser!

FermiDirac · « **Reply #21 on:** November 28, 2014, 01:10:08 PM »

Quote from: dustin on November 28, 2014, 01:02:45 PM

I could be that loser!

It pays well, so more power to you!
Hilarious quote under your username pic, btw.

andreisdaman · « **Reply #22 on:** November 28, 2014, 01:17:55 PM »

Quote from: Archer77 on November 28, 2014, 12:01:44 PM

When I see all these black folks with expensive electronics and I think to myself "do they have photo IDs yet"

dude....seriously.....ge t some fucking help!

dustin · « **Reply #23 on:** November 28, 2014, 02:06:07 PM »

Quote from: FermiDirac on November 28, 2014, 01:10:08 PM

It pays well, so more power to you!
Hilarious quote under your username pic, btw.

We all need a little restraint sometimes. This quote keeps me grounded!

MAXX · « **Reply #24 on:** November 28, 2014, 02:10:00 PM »

now I know why it's called "black"- friday