We need a photo of this 250lb hefty.
Can do
What's wrong costanza, are you saying you wouldn't want her sitting on your lap?
That bitch is too big for this guy (pointing at myself)
As "one of the bigger guys on here" you should lower your tone and get to work
100lbs is the cutoff, anything above that is not worth it. Might as well stick to porn.
So you say that any female above 100lbs is a lard golem to be sacrificed to the great Jehova el Shaddai?
Dating websites tend to attract the dregs of society, both men & women.
Could rub one out on a fat roll, though.