Ok for starters, I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

Look, I'm not a Christian but have enough sense to realize that Christmas is the established holiday for the majority of people where I live.
Most people have a tree, exchange gifts now and eat Turkey on Thanksgiving.
Obviously, some small , hardcore group of Kwanza celebrants or winter solstice worshippers might get butt hurt when 99% don't know or care about their special , unique holiday tradition.
For example, I hang mistletoe on my balls and tend to get upset when nobody tries to kiss my Johnson at the gym in mid Dec.
