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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2014, 08:22:02 AM »
Bond was awesome - UNTIL he started doing stunts that were impossible.

The one they did at the north pole with invisible cars flying around - that one jumped the shark.  It was all over after that. 

Bond was so likeable because he was a human being with remarkable charm and brains.  Suddenly he's a ninja with a Rambo-capacity magazine.


Like when the Mission impossible series became a silly action franchise with motorbike stunts a la john woo


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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2014, 08:26:08 AM »
I like it when James Bond shoots people, then makes explosions and sleeps with women. Would I like to do these things in real life? Heh, you bet your shit I would.

The most certain path to death in any Bond film is to sleep with 007.  Virtually every woman he sleeps with dies... including his beloved wife in On Her Majesty's Secret Service.  He should have known better than to marry that woman! :'(

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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2014, 08:29:21 AM »
The most certain path death in any Bond film is to sleep with 007.  Virtually every woman he sleeps with dies... including his beloved wife in On Her Majesty's Secret Service.  He should have known better than to marry that woman! :'(

she gets wasted in her car while theyre on their way to the honeymoon?

I must have seen that movie 20 or 25 years ago and still remember that scene vividly.  That was some cold stuff right there.

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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2014, 08:46:26 AM »
she gets wasted in her car while theyre on their way to the honeymoon?

I must have seen that movie 20 or 25 years ago and still remember that scene vividly.  That was some cold stuff right there.

Correct.  Casual fans and observers forget that Bond did, in fact, get married once upon a time. :'(

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« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2014, 08:57:52 AM »
George Lazenby (1969) was the least favorite james bonds....this was a sure Flop...the only reason he got to play Bond was because Connery said he was done with playing Bond at that time.  Eventually, Connery came back after this flop, but the 1970's belonged to Roger Moore


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« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2014, 09:27:51 AM »
Are u kidding me? Skyfall was probably the best Bond ever.

I don't think it was the best Bond ever, but definitely a great title song...


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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2014, 09:31:55 AM »
The most certain path to death in any Bond film is to sleep with 007.  Virtually every woman he sleeps with dies... including his beloved wife in On Her Majesty's Secret Service.  He should have known better than to marry that woman! :'(

Pretty sure Bond has AIDS by now.  probably after fucking that tall Afriacan negress

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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2014, 09:33:36 AM »
roger moore was awesome.  sean connery gets all the attention because he slaps women on SNL jeopardy... and daniel Craig thinks he's halle berry moving slow-mo shirtless.

But IMO the idea of james bond is that he's a spy.  He can pass for a regular dude, then slyly save his country.  Craig looks like a bodybuilder and is way too emotional and trigger happy.  

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« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2014, 10:02:25 AM »
and yours truly, Dave" the animal" Bautista will play Mr Hinx in the new james bond.....I'm glad Dave is finally getting a streak going on the Big Screen......he'll get many more roles coming his way I'm sure.......I'm sure this white Broad in the background is thinking what would dave do to her in bed.. ;D


Dave's daughter has had many "roles" on the big screen that involve projectile load releasing upon her facial region.

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« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2014, 10:26:18 AM »
Dave's daughter has had many "roles" on the big screen that involve projectile load releasing upon her facial region.


it would have been fun if Bautista pop up in that room and seeing that dude laying a smackdown on his daughter....lol

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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2014, 12:27:03 PM »
Bond was awesome - UNTIL he started doing stunts that were impossible.

The one they did at the north pole with invisible cars flying around - that one jumped the shark.  It was all over after that. 

Bond was so likeable because he was a human being with remarkable charm and brains.  Suddenly he's a ninja with a Rambo-capacity magazine.

I agree the north pole bond movie with the ice palace and invisible car was garbage. The wave that Bond rode had terrible CGI - it looked like a video game.

However Casino Royale was extremely well done and had a level of realism and grittiness never before seen in the Bond franchise. Quantum of Solace and Skyfall were ok but could never match Casino Royale.

I like the Bourne movies but of them all Casino Royale is the best imo.

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« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2014, 12:41:02 PM »
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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #37 on: December 07, 2014, 12:44:14 PM »
I agree the north pole bond movie with the ice palace and invisible car was garbage. The wave that Bond rode had terrible CGI - it looked like a video game.

However Casino Royale was extremely well done and had a level of realism and grittiness never before seen in the Bond franchise. Quantum of Solace and Skyfall were ok but could never match Casino Royale.

I like the Bourne movies but of them all Casino Royale is the best imo.
It's been said that because of the Bourne movies, they had to had to add grittiness and realism to the films. A Jason Bourne is something that may be plausible. But a James Bond...a spy who drives expensive Aston Martins, BMWs, Lotus, etc and has high tech gadgets...basically calling attention to himself? Not really plausible.

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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #38 on: December 07, 2014, 12:56:43 PM »
It's been said that because of the Bourne movies, they had to had to add grittiness and realism to the films. A Jason Bourne is something that may be plausible. But a James Bond...a spy who drives expensive Aston Martins, BMWs, Lotus, etc and has high tech gadgets...basically calling attention to himself? Not really plausible.
Interesting - I can see that. yes, the Jason Bourne movies were gritty. I even liked Jeremy Renner - they could have kept him but Matt Damon gets the job done as well.

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« Reply #39 on: December 07, 2014, 12:57:07 PM »
Like when the Mission impossible series became a silly action franchise with motorbike stunts a la john woo


Agreed with both... Rewatching MI2 just right now, the only good thing is the villain Dougray Scott, crap movie... MI3 sucked also, Phantom Protocol just decent, original MI still the best by far...
roger moore was awesome.  sean connery gets all the attention because he slaps women on SNL jeopardy... and daniel Craig thinks he's halle berry moving slow-mo shirtless.

But IMO the idea of james bond is that he's a spy.  He can pass for a regular dude, then slyly save his country.  Craig looks like a bodybuilder and is way too emotional and trigger happy.  
Absolutely agree...

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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2014, 01:23:47 PM »
True... in real life, a successful "spy" would be driving a Hyundai and wearing cargo shorts with a $10 TJ Maxx t-shirt. 

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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2014, 06:39:19 PM »
There isn't a dud Bond movie really - some of them are over the top with the gadgets, but suspension of disbelief has always been a requirement with Bond.

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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #42 on: December 07, 2014, 11:41:35 PM »
A Secret Service agent made the joke, "'James Bond', and especially 'The Man From Uncle', are the professional wrestling of covert operations."

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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #43 on: December 08, 2014, 03:33:18 AM »
There isn't a dud Bond movie really - some of them are over the top with the gadgets, but suspension of disbelief has always been a requirement with Bond.
If you read the books, they were a mix of comic book character villains and semi Captain America antics.

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« Reply #44 on: December 08, 2014, 10:11:51 AM »
Correct.  Casual fans and observers forget that Bond did, in fact, get married once upon a time. :'(
Blofeld and Bundt in the car. Solid flick. If only Connery had hung around for that one.

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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #45 on: December 08, 2014, 10:23:02 AM »
Is Craig back? Surprises me Bond isn't a hebrew yet.

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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #46 on: December 08, 2014, 10:26:02 AM »
Is Craig back? Surprises me Bond isn't a hebrew yet.

I bet the next 007 will be black. 

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« Reply #47 on: December 08, 2014, 10:28:17 AM »

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« Reply #48 on: December 08, 2014, 10:39:29 AM »

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Re: Bond 24 is called Spectre, Christoph Waltz to star!
« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2014, 10:42:21 AM »


Woosh well played sir!

What does he drink? Since Vodka Martini's are clearly offensive towards women or a race.

Rum coke?