alright, of course there are exceptions. minivans are still generally 'mom wagons.'
that being said some wagons are also man-acceptable. the outback, all-road, and magnum come immediately to mind.
I love wagons, but the US Allroad is the spastic little brother of some of the greatest wagons we'll never get here, the s4 and rs4 (and s6 and Rs6) avants.
The outback is a pathetically underpowered minivan nowadays and the magnum is acceptable as a Hebrew ride.
Volvo makes a 330 hp wagon which somehow manages to be slower than the 4 banger bmw , otherwise there's fuck all unless you get the caddy ctsV wagon , a last gen s4 avant or the merc high end wagon (which is a beauty but six figures)
Most fun SUVs I test drove were the macan and the sq5 .. both about 55k bare bones. Fast as fuck but the sq5 steering feels awful
We ended up getting a forester 2.0 xt for 26k , it's as fast as the x3 and much cheaper.