Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym

[Grape Ape]

Beard used to be a sign of toughness, now there's too many computer programmer pussies wearing them.

It's like the name Jake.  In the pastf you knew a Jake, he was likely a good guy you'd have a beer with, who could also bowl and chop down a tree or lend you money in a pinch, even if he didn't have much. 

Now every child is named Jake, with most of them being short for Jacob, so the name is completely diluted.

[gracie bjj]

ha there was one of these bearded fellas in my gym today as a matter of fact.  but this dude had some kind of breathing device while he worked out  it looked like a black harmonica or something... what the hell was that???

maybe it was the elevation oxygen mask,total peice of garbage. did it look like this? thing is fucking useless and funny thing is these jokers think they look like their favorite UFC HEROES

[gracie bjj]

 

[ritch]

Outed for thinking about men in your gym.

LOL!!! I sometimes wonder if they have matching flanel underwear or thongs...

[ritch]

maybe it was the elevation oxygen mask,total peice of garbage. did it look like this? thing is fucking useless and funny thing is these jokers think they look like their favorite UFC HEROES

this dude in my gym wears one of those! Has the underarm shit that is 3 sizes too small for his massive 160lbs frame.
These idiots wear them masks yet drink the bad water in the fountain after. Yeah.... makes total sense if you wanna be super nitpicky as these fucks are...

[Dokey111]

maybe it was the elevation oxygen mask,total peice of garbage. did it look like this? thing is fucking useless and funny thing is these jokers think they look like their favorite UFC HEROES

no, it was a smaller rectangular box, black.  more Like the size of a harmonica.  he kept it in his mouth while he exercised, and you could just barely hear it make a whistling noise??? No idea what it was but he looked like a complete tool with the big stupid beard along with it.

[funk51]

  what's old is new again.

[thebrink]

The sad part is these guys can walk into a club and virtually pick up any woman they like just based on their retarded appearance. Women love it. Wtf is the world coming to.

[ritch]

what's old is new again.

Yup, MAJOR cpt Morgan stance in the backround...

[SF1900]

[thebrink]

if your beard/mustache and pop bottle glasses look like one of those disguises you buy at the dollar store then perhaps you're not man enough to sport the look. 

[Croatch]

Bearded hipsters.  I have a few at my gym.  Complete with drug problem and utterly delusional.
It's funny...a few didn't have the beard until they hopped on the sauce.  Probably completes the tough guy look for them.

[Lord Chronos]

Argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Coach is Back!]

He looks like my barber. Same look all tatted up sleeves and all.

[Lord Chronos]

He looks like my barber. Same look all tatted up sleeves and all.

Is he a wankingly pretentious twat?

[old-school-lifter]

these fools think they are cool and individualistic

but they cant see that they are just jumping on a bandwagon like the rest of the wannabes- beards, tattoo's, skinny jeans, flannel etc

now the Barbarian Bro's in the 80's- THEY were trendsetting individuals

[gracie bjj]

 hes got that sweet tender look like hes gonna break out a guitar and start singing some ELVIS LOVE SONGS like (love me tender) or something and tears will flow down his cheek from the emotion and conviction he has in his heart

[thebrink]

these fools think they are cool and individualistic

but they cant see that they are just jumping on a bandwagon like the rest of the wannabes- beards, tattoo's, skinny jeans, flannel etc

now the Barbarian Bro's in the 80's- THEY were trendsetting individuals

women throw themselves at these dudes though

[mr.turbo]

I must confess

I bought a couple flannel shirts last week

slim cut

[Dr Kincaid]

This is freaky I was thinking this walking home from morning work out.
It is a new uniform.
Beard short hair & sailor jerry tatt;s.
Most of these doofus seem to be drawn into crossfit.

Really sad to see a generation of young men so lost in this consumerist society and  striving for a identity for themselves.
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[Irongrip400]

Don't forget they instagram everything they eat and are all beer and wine connoisseurs and they've all been to "Europe".

Geez, am I that big of a douche?

[Slapper]

[Papper]

Yes!!

The beard trend must be at it's peak in Sweden. I rarely see clean shaven individuals now, it has exploded the last 2 years this one.

Some can pull it off but most look like they desperately jumped onboard, even if they have shitty beard genetics.

[visualizeperfection]

I'm not sure if the young professionals (gayer than using the term "young professional") realize that while it might be fashionable, or "allowed" in the work place, powerful people (bosses, well respected and tenured coworkers, clients) will never really accept them.

The only exception would be the older man with a grizzly adams style beard or the like.

I would imagine most of the managers/execs look at the younger work force with beards and tattoos poking under the sleeves and think to themselved "get a clue, and shave ffs"

lax dress code and workplace culture has bred these couch surfing yuppies who get up at 10am and demand six figure salaries

Great quote. I will use this IRL, kudos.

[Rotten Mortimer]

This guy has got to be Swedish. Stockholm is infested with well-heeled bearded fruits who fancy themselves "urban" and "working class".