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thegamechanger

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Shitty poster championships
« on: December 11, 2014, 07:08:18 AM »
Let's fight it out, who will become the #1 shitty poster on getbig?

In the first round, two powerhouses of getbig fight it out, in the red corner muscleman-2013 vs Lord Chronos

Who sucks the most?

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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2014, 07:09:29 AM »
I have no particular aversion to either option.  I enjoy LC's treatises on the finer points of defecation.

Could you link to some examples of their work?

Thank-you,
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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2014, 07:21:32 AM »
it's a tough match up, no doubt about it

here's a few examples of the outstanding threads they started:

muscleman:

Apartheid - is it time America?
Military fighting Muslim Extremists on the Texas/Mexican border
'Lonely' masturbator gets two months jail 

chronos:

I cant get a job, ya err me...not f#@king surprising! 
Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap? 
People who dont wash their hands after using the toilet 


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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2014, 07:23:43 AM »
Thanks :D

Based on these examples I would have to put NuzzlesMan firmly in the lead.

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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2014, 07:24:58 AM »
Let's fight it out, who will become the #1 shitty poster on getbig?


Enjoy the tournament, but we have all this data and subsequent rankings already.
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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2014, 07:50:58 AM »
If these two masterful posters are shitty, who are the "best" posters ???


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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2014, 07:51:36 AM »
thats the next competition, we will be running it between christmas and new years and it will end with the winner of poster of the year

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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2014, 07:53:07 AM »
getbig needs a MOST DRAMATIC poster of the year
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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2014, 07:58:48 AM »
unfortunately muscleman wins this but his productive capacity is impressive

I would suggest he put more effort into his individual posts and reduce the volume

he's spreading himself too thin

 
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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2014, 07:59:50 AM »
unfortunately muscleman wins this but his productive capacity is impressive

I would suggest he put more effort into his individual posts and reduce the volume

he's spreading himself too thin

 

less lee priest and more dorian yates style?

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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2014, 08:01:25 AM »
Do I count as a shit poster?

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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2014, 08:02:56 AM »
Do I count as a shit poster?

You're autistic. You're always counting.  :D

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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2014, 08:03:29 AM »
getbig needs a MOST DRAMATIC poster of the year

Most dramatic or biggest drama queen?

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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2014, 08:24:59 AM »
Me me me.  wait?  fuck!

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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2014, 08:25:02 AM »
You're autistic. You're always counting.  :D

hahahaha

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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2014, 08:28:04 AM »
less lee priest and more dorian yates style?

yes he's got the potential to be a heavyweight with a few careful refinements
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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2014, 08:29:14 AM »
i know neither of these fellows

anything associated with yagr for the win
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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2014, 08:29:41 AM »
Do I count as a shit poster?

Id sooner trade several pints of blood with tbombz than catch a single accidental glance at a post of yours

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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2014, 09:08:29 AM »
Id sooner trade several pints of blood with tbombz than catch a single accidental glance at a post of yours

Exactly, I'd rather have Shitsoul suck off tbombz and spit the semen in my mouth for the only fluids I would be permitted to drink for 20 years than be within 1000 miles of Lungren.

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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2014, 09:09:43 AM »
You're autistic. You're always counting.  :D
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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2014, 10:33:29 AM »
Exactly, I'd rather have Shitsoul suck off tbombz and spit the semen in my mouth for the only fluids I would be permitted to drink for 20 years than be within 1000 miles of Lungren.

Exactly, I'd sooner soak for hours in a bathtub full of aidsbombz hot semen with several fresh, bleeding open wounds on me than ever be on the same continent as lungrenisback

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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2014, 10:47:39 AM »
You're autistic. You're always counting.  :D

starting from potato
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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2014, 11:06:59 AM »
You're autistic. You're always counting.  :D
hahahah good one

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Re: Shitty poster championships
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2014, 01:10:33 PM »
I think you should consider molluce. All he posts about is his zits. And is an instant internet warrior/badass.