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NaturalWonder83

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Xmas bonuses
« on: December 12, 2014, 05:14:57 AM »
How much do u guys get for bonuses this Christmas?
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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2014, 05:21:15 AM »

Leatherneck

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2014, 06:27:01 AM »
1%

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2014, 06:42:59 AM »
$50k depending on corporate targets.

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2014, 06:56:32 AM »
Everyday is bonus in contracting game.


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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2014, 07:13:27 AM »
For Christmas?  Just a shitty lunch.  But they pay out solid bonuses mid year during the review cycle.

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2014, 07:24:54 AM »
0. And we're asked to pay for our Christmas lunch every year.

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2014, 07:29:47 AM »
Clark Griswold not getting his christmas bonus

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2014, 07:30:20 AM »
I get the pleasure of working Christmas Eve and Christmas Day?   :-\

NaturalWonder83

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2014, 07:43:54 AM »
$50k depending on corporate targets.
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I get 750 dollars
What do u do with all that money?? I would love to get a bonus like that
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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2014, 07:53:27 AM »
wow
I get 750 dollars
What do u do with all that money?? I would love to get a bonus like that

It's a "target", my corporate objectives are very ambitious, so I will likely get less, and then Uncle Sugar takes his bite, so it's not all that much in the end.

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2014, 07:58:50 AM »
2k

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2014, 08:09:39 AM »
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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2014, 08:11:07 AM »
It's a "target", my corporate objectives are very ambitious, so I will likely get less, and then Uncle Sugar takes his bite, so it's not all that much in the end.

Yeah, those always get it at max tax rate.

I agree it always sounds like a ton, but the take home is a little more than half....then if you're making that money you get hit with AMT...........first world problem, yes....but just putting it perspective a bit.
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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2014, 08:18:02 AM »
$500 as long as my numbers are good
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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2014, 08:18:37 AM »
nice!! What do u do with it??

upgraded my entertainment at home, Benq Projector, Emotiva amp, Xbox One

will pay for itself after watching 40 movies lol   since i never go to the theaters anymore

i really should of used it to fix that thermostat sensor issue on the bmw but fuck it  , that is just not as exciting


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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2014, 09:46:48 AM »
wow
I get 750 dollars
What do u do with all that money?? I would love to get a bonus like that

gonna splurge on bodybuilding supps?

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2014, 10:29:54 AM »
$18k
Wait for it....

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2014, 10:55:02 AM »
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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2014, 10:55:50 AM »
Nothing for Xmas... Each year in April I get around 12K for the last 14 years, comes in handy...

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2014, 02:41:48 PM »
$1500 , after taxes  $ 1117.08 ,ghey.

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2014, 02:53:03 PM »
No Xmas bonus...
Got $5,000 😀 in stock..
Have to stay 2 years in order to vest and I can keep or cash out..
I get quarter bonus / every 3 months..
If I can control expenses...

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2014, 03:08:58 PM »
Just heard a commerical for Mexico talking about "It's Christmas Bonus Time"  The guy went on to explain how mexicans who haven't recieved their bonus checks to call the federal gov.  I didn't know that Mexico gave out welfare type Christmas bonus checks.  No wonder next week the malls here will be packed with lots of mexicans spending money.

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2014, 09:29:34 PM »
Next to nothing.  >:( I think this year I will give my "bonus" to a female coworker with kids right in front of the boss.

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Re: Xmas bonuses
« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2014, 09:57:18 PM »
With my day job, sweet Fuck All for Christmas. For the end of the financial year, it's supposed to be around 15-20k depending on what (ever moving) targets are hit. Might walk away with 10k if I'm lucky. But realistically I'm looking at 5k ::)

For the company I part own, I'll take around 15k for myself this month. I won't spend a penny as I don't want anything. Maybe a telescope or another watch but probably not. There's nothing I want.
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