Which getbiggers would you want to spend christmas day with?

[gym**rat]

Send her to my cousin....

Is your cousin female and will scissor with her?

[Novena]

He's male, he was born sterile.  So there is a line of women wanting to recreational fuck him.

[Howard]

Anyone out in getbig land want to have Christmas dinner with me and my wife?
why/why not...

[SF1900]

Anyone out in getbig land want to have Christmas dinner with me and my wife?
why/why not...

It depends what we get to do with your wife.

[CalvinH]

<slowly crosses njflex off 2016 tear-soaked christmas card list>

What are the odds of me making a list before you

[njflex]

What are the odds of me making a list before you

'AHEM'

[King Shizzo]

I can picture myself sprawled out on a bear skin rug, nestled by the warm fireplace. Only a well placed wreath keeps me from being completely nude.

That is a gift that keeps on giving.

[njflex]

I can picture myself sprawled out on a bear skin rug, nestled by the warm fireplace. Only a well placed wreath keeps me from being completely nude.

That is a gift that keeps on giving.

NOT AT MY HOUSE!!!!I'LL USE YOUR GENITALS AS MISELTOE THEN,,,

[_aj_]

I can picture myself sprawled out on a bear skin rug, nestled by the warm fireplace. Only a well placed wreath keeps me from being completely nude.

That is a gift that keeps on giving.

Since you've used this particular gag-inducing visual in posts before, can you please properly annotate it with the required number of "NO HOMO"s?

[King Shizzo]

Since you've used this particular gag-inducing visual in posts before, can you please properly annotate it with the required number of "NO HOMO"s?

Lol!! Ironmeister! There is an idea for a photoshop 

[Parker]

Skorp because he could teach me about high end watches, financial markets, luxury cars, vacation spots and whores.

Skorpio, Option D, AJ, Soul Crusher, Wiggs, Groink, Mr Nobody, njflex, TA, Archer77, EastCoastChick, Lobstah
Groink would be calling bullshit on Skorpio, and Groink and Wiggs would go at it, because Wiggs would be putting up black Santas, elves, and angels all over the place. Soul Crusher and Option D would be going at, njflex, Mr Nobody and Skorpio would be talking about BMWs and Porsches. And TA would be fixing a four course meal. Archer77 and EastCoastChick would join Option D and Soul Crusher. Lobstah would be Lobstah---singing Karaoke of hard metal band X-mas songs.
And aj would be on the look out for Bigfoot---bagging one would make history.

[njflex]

Skorpio, Option D, AJ, Soul Crusher, Wiggs, Groink, Mr Nobody, njflex, TA, Archer77, EastCoastChick, Lobstah
Groink would be calling bullshit on Skorpio, and Groink and Wiggs would go at it, because Wiggs would be putting up black Santas, elves, and angels all over the place. Soul Crusher and Option D would be going at, njflex, Mr Nobody and Skorpio would be talking about BMWs and Porsches. And TA would be fixing a four course meal. Archer77 and EastCoastChick would join Option D and Soul Crusher. Lobstah would be Lobstah---singing Karaoke of hard metal band X-mas songs.
And aj would be on the look out for Bigfoot---bagging one would make history.

GREAT STUFF/TABLE...WE WOULD BE ARM WRESTLING OVER WHO IS HOTTER HALLE BERRY OR ROSARIA DAWSONOR GABRIELLE UNION..

[_aj_]

Skorpio, Option D, AJ, Soul Crusher, Wiggs, Groink, Mr Nobody, njflex, TA, Archer77, EastCoastChick, Lobstah
Groink would be calling bullshit on Skorpio, and Groink and Wiggs would go at it, because Wiggs would be putting up black Santas, elves, and angels all over the place. Soul Crusher and Option D would be going at, njflex, Mr Nobody and Skorpio would be talking about BMWs and Porsches. And TA would be fixing a four course meal. Archer77 and EastCoastChick would join Option D and Soul Crusher. Lobstah would be Lobstah---singing Karaoke of hard metal band X-mas songs.
And aj would be on the look out for Bigfoot---bagging one would make history.

I will host this assortment of bodybuilding detritus at my humble home.

[King Shizzo]

Skorpio, Option D, AJ, Soul Crusher, Wiggs, Groink, Mr Nobody, njflex, TA, Archer77, EastCoastChick, Lobstah
Groink would be calling bullshit on Skorpio, and Groink and Wiggs would go at it, because Wiggs would be putting up black Santas, elves, and angels all over the place. Soul Crusher and Option D would be going at, njflex, Mr Nobody and Skorpio would be talking about BMWs and Porsches. And TA would be fixing a four course meal. Archer77 and EastCoastChick would join Option D and Soul Crusher. Lobstah would be Lobstah---singing Karaoke of hard metal band X-mas songs.
And aj would be on the look out for Bigfoot---bagging one would make history.

Where would I be in this scenario Parker?

[SF1900]

Skorpio, Option D, AJ, Soul Crusher, Wiggs, Groink, Mr Nobody, njflex, TA, Archer77, EastCoastChick, Lobstah
Groink would be calling bullshit on Skorpio, and Groink and Wiggs would go at it, because Wiggs would be putting up black Santas, elves, and angels all over the place. Soul Crusher and Option D would be going at, njflex, Mr Nobody and Skorpio would be talking about BMWs and Porsches. And TA would be fixing a four course meal. Archer77 and EastCoastChick would join Option D and Soul Crusher. Lobstah would be Lobstah---singing Karaoke of hard metal band X-mas songs.
And aj would be on the look out for Bigfoot---bagging one would make history.

 

[Knooger]

Where would I be in this scenario Parker?

At home dulling the effect of your shit life with a bottle of vodka.

[King Shizzo]

At home dulling the effect of your shit life with a bottle of vodka.

Knooger lover.

[Howard]

It depends what we get to do with your wife.

We'll form a daisy chain with  you as the middle man.

[AbrahamG]

Anyone out in getbig land want to have Christmas dinner with me and my wife?
why/why not...

I'd be afraid of you mixing me a "Cosby-cocktail" and waking up in my car like Janice Dickinson.  LOL!

[Parker]

I would think that you'd have some studying to do...of the subjects at hand 

Where would I be in this scenario Parker?

Hopefully not at that bar...
You'd be fighting booty to be the greeter and convo starter...
And separating her from Groink...

[Soul Crusher]

Skorpio, Option D, AJ, Soul Crusher, Wiggs, Groink, Mr Nobody, njflex, TA, Archer77, EastCoastChick, Lobstah
Groink would be calling bullshit on Skorpio, and Groink and Wiggs would go at it, because Wiggs would be putting up black Santas, elves, and angels all over the place. Soul Crusher and Option D would be going at, njflex, Mr Nobody and Skorpio would be talking about BMWs and Porsches. And TA would be fixing a four course meal. Archer77 and EastCoastChick would join Option D and Soul Crusher. Lobstah would be Lobstah---singing Karaoke of hard metal band X-mas songs.
And aj would be on the look out for Bigfoot---bagging one would make history.

Lol.  Option D would be stealing the China and silverware while wearing an obama 2012 shirt and I would be
calling 911 and taking pics to spam Getbig

[SF1900]

NJFLEX: So we can discuss our plans to train together (he keeps dodging me)
Johnny Falcon: Influence his desire to study nonlinear dynamical systems
Wiggs: Discuss race relations in America
Knooger: Will not say what will happen 
Tito/Mars: Much to learn from this man. His wisdom is infinite

[che]

OneMoreRep
BayGBM
Goodrum
Tbombz
Primemuscle
SF1900

[King Shizzo]

OneMoreRep
BayGBM
Goodrum
Tbombz
Primemuscle
SF1900

All have had sex with men?

[che]

All have had sex with men?

Yes