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Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:27:18 PM »
Popehat ‏@Popehat  
#AskACop Do you think they'll ever stop making wallets, cell phones, Wii remotes, and black people's hands look so much like guns?

Popehat ‏@Popehat  
#AskACop Can you tell us about the most terrifying time a miscreant assaulted your fists and boots with his skull and abdomen?

Chris Rock ‏@ozchrisrock  
How many "I can't breathe's" does it take for a police officer to realize that someone possibly, maybe, perhaps.....can't breathe? #AskACop

Popehat ‏@Popehat  
#AskACop Your gun goes off in a stairwell, accidentally killing a person. Do you call your union rep first, or plant a knife on the body?

Elijah Daniel ‏@aguywithnolife  
when dunkin donuts accidentally gives u a black coffee do u have the urge to shoot it too or no #AskACop

TORMNIABLY PIACKLEAS ‏@Tormny_Pickeals  
im worried about my son. i caught him growing a mustache & being racist. im worried hes becoming a cop. how can i stop it #AskACop

Jamilah Lemieux ‏@JamilahLemieux  
#Askacop I have a math question: if 1 Black man has zero guns, zero knives and 2 hands, how many bullets does it take to disarm him?

justified agitator ‏@Awkward_Duck  
How do I teach my kids to disarm melanin? #AskACop

Hhaahaha...

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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2014, 03:31:12 PM »
You gonna believe militarized cops or your lying eyes?

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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2014, 03:50:11 PM »
Popehat ‏@Popehat  
#AskACop Do you think they'll ever stop making wallets, cell phones, Wii remotes, and black people's hands look so much like guns?

Popehat ‏@Popehat  
#AskACop Can you tell us about the most terrifying time a miscreant assaulted your fists and boots with his skull and abdomen?

Chris Rock ‏@ozchrisrock  
How many "I can't breathe's" does it take for a police officer to realize that someone possibly, maybe, perhaps.....can't breathe? #AskACop

Popehat ‏@Popehat  
#AskACop Your gun goes off in a stairwell, accidentally killing a person. Do you call your union rep first, or plant a knife on the body?

Elijah Daniel ‏@aguywithnolife  
when dunkin donuts accidentally gives u a black coffee do u have the urge to shoot it too or no #AskACop

TORMNIABLY PIACKLEAS ‏@Tormny_Pickeals  
im worried about my son. i caught him growing a mustache & being racist. im worried hes becoming a cop. how can i stop it #AskACop


Jamilah Lemieux ‏@JamilahLemieux  
#Askacop I have a math question: if 1 Black man has zero guns, zero knives and 2 hands, how many bullets does it take to disarm him?

justified agitator ‏@Awkward_Duck  
How do I teach my kids to disarm melanin? #AskACop

Hhaahaha...

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That's hilarious!!!  :D

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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2014, 04:12:09 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2014, 09:35:42 PM »
 ::) black people propaganda. Cops are zero threat to law abiding citizens.

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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2014, 12:53:12 AM »
The math question was hilarious

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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2014, 12:59:33 AM »
The black man, and the common liberal faggot white man will keep on poke at the sleeping giant.



Police state soon, but only because the cops have had enough. Mark my words.


We are quickly approaching the Judge Dredd era.

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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2014, 02:20:16 AM »
The black man, and the common liberal faggot white man will keep on poke at the sleeping giant.

Police state soon, but only because the cops have had enough. Mark my words.

We are quickly approaching the Judge Dredd era.

Good genetics though, you could admire that chocolate moments before you die

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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2014, 02:28:40 AM »
Good genetics though, you could admire that chocolate moments before you die


This is true.


Top tier genetics in both the athletic and cock size department.


The white man is a destroyer though. As we have seen throughout history, we are capable of world dominance and doing heinous heinous things.


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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2014, 02:45:00 AM »
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Top tier genetics in both the athletic and cock size department.


The white man is a destroyer though. As we have seen throughout history, we are capable of world dominance and doing heinous heinous things.

White is more organised and calculating, these two when combined with an appetite for destruction leads to bigger scale destruction.

Same with crimes too, they commit less but in many instances their crimes are bigger, a Hebrew might shoot people here and there in armed robberies, white would draft a plan weeks ahead, load up with ammunition and then go and shoot a whole school up or like that Norwegian guy did killing 70 odd teenagers.

A Hebrew might rob your wallet in the street, a white man might set up an imaginary hedge fund and convince you to invest all of your life savings into it a la Bernie Madoff.

Same with rapes, black would pounce on little white woman in a dark alley and get caught the next day, white would set up a children's hospice and charity and orphanage then when he dies an old man it transpires he sexually abused children for 50+ years. (Jimmy Savile)

Let's say quality over quantity with whites lmao  ;D
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2014, 02:49:25 AM »
White is more organised and calculating, these two when combined with an appetite for destruction leads to bigger scale destruction.

Same with crimes too, they commit less but in many instances their crimes are bigger, a Hebrew might shoot people here and there in armed robberies, white would draft a plan weeks ahead, load up with ammunition and then go and shoot a whole school up or like that Norwegian guy did killing 70 odd teenagers.

A Hebrew might rob your wallet in the street, a white man might set up an imaginary hedge fund and convince you to invest all of your life savings into it a la Bernie Madoff.

Same with rapes, black would pounce on little white woman in a dark alley and get caught the next day, white would set up a children's hospice and charity and orphanage then when he dies an old man it transpires he sexually abused children for 50+ years. (Jimmy Savile)

Let's say quality over quantity with whites lmao  ;D

This is true.


I would be curious to see how the statistics reflect white crime vs black crime, adjusted for population.

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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2014, 03:10:51 AM »
This is true.


I would be curious to see how the statistics reflect white crime vs black crime, adjusted for population.

Depending on the crime it will be difficult to quantify, as a lot of well thought out and planned crimes go undetected/unsolved. i.e. the Hebrew on the streets selling crack will get caught 5 times on average in his life time. A large scale drug importer or fraudster might never be caught.

Same with murders, look up serial killers and you'll find that almost all of them are white, they managed to kill for years and decades on end undetected. Top 25 serial killers, virtually the whole list is white: http://list25.com/25-most-evil-serial-killers-of-the-20th-century/2/
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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2014, 03:12:32 AM »
Depending on the crime it will be difficult to quantify, as a lot of well thought out and planned crimes go undetected/unsolved. i.e. the Hebrew on the streets selling crack will get caught 5 times on average in his life time. A large scale drug importer or fraudster might never be caught.

Same with murders, look up serial killers and you'll find that almost all of them are white, they managed to kill for years and decades on end undetected.

I also think we need to take into account that a far greater number of the white population would be considered "non-lifters".

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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2014, 03:13:52 AM »
I also think we need to take into account that a far greater number of the white population would be considered "non-lifters".

Yes, the latter sickens me.
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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2014, 02:46:47 PM »
White is more organised and calculating, these two when combined with an appetite for destruction leads to bigger scale destruction. 
Let's say quality over quantity with whites lmao  ;D

what if you wanted to wreck a field of watermellons?

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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2014, 12:40:36 AM »
what if you wanted to wreck a field of watermellons?

Why don't you just shut up.

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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2014, 01:08:27 AM »
The black man, and the common liberal faggot white man will keep on poke at the sleeping giant.



Police state soon, but only because the cops have had enough. Mark my words.


We are quickly approaching the Judge Dredd era.

At which time they shall be picked off one by one  :D
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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2014, 01:12:38 AM »
At which time they shall be picked off one by one  :D

Will you be the one picking them off?

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Re: Funny tweets from #AskACop#
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