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America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« on: December 18, 2014, 12:13:51 PM »

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 In the wake of Sony Pictures canceling its release of The Interview, some theaters with actual balls opted to show Team America: World Police as a protest. No such luck. In a truly staggering act of cowardice, Paramount appears to be telling theaters to shut it all down. What the hell, guys.

 This insane cancellation ostensibly comes from the same insane security concerns Sony Pictures folded to when it cancelled The Interview. Namely, the threat of full-on terrorist attacks at theaters by the Guardians of Peace, a organization that so far has shown prowess only in hacking Sony's internal network and bragging about it anonymously on Pastebin.

Terrorist threats are no laughing matter, of course, but the Department of Homeland Security has found no credible threat, and evidence that the Guardians of Peace have any sort of manpower that could do anything within the boundaries of the United States (much less at thousands of locations simultaneously) is practically non-existent. This sort of panicked cowardice would be laughably absurd if it wasn't so damn sad.

We've reached out to some of the theaters to find out of Paramount is citing an additional, specific threat against theaters screening Team America: World Police in particular, or if the company is simply just assuming that theater-threatening boogeymen wouldn't be huge fans of this film either.

Meanwhile Evidence is mounting that perhaps North Korea itself is behind the Sony hacks, although that doesn't lend much more credence to threats of terrorist considering the North Korea is pretty well known for spouting limp threats and launching missiles that can barely make it off the launchpad.

We've reached out to Paramount and several of the theaters involved for comment.

 http://gizmodo.com/movie-theaters-cant-even-show-team-america-now-because-1672828807


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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2014, 12:17:39 PM »
Not that this is actual news, but Hollywood is filled with sad fucking pussies.

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2014, 12:22:27 PM »

 Land of the free, home of the brave... can not watch a movie inside their own country.

 
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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2014, 02:48:11 PM »
Geez, let's start a revolution. I mean, not that I'll actually be doing anything that puts me in harms way, because my life is pretty good, but can't some of you lower beings do my fighting for me?

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2014, 03:12:56 PM »
Not that this is actual news, but Hollywood is filled with sad fucking pussies.

Who apparently all talk shit about each other via email

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2014, 08:08:02 PM »
Im glad to see that beven paramount bows down to best korea........not that we had anything to do with the on(n)y hacking thing....ehum....

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2014, 08:20:35 PM »
1st blacks then women then gays then blacks again now terrorists, can't offend or touch anyone

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2014, 08:32:28 PM »
America has become so pussified.

Where have all the Ronald Reagans gone?

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2014, 08:35:39 PM »
I say the North Korea thing was uncalled for.

USA has done this on CCCP and other nations long before.
This was a clever propaganda and way to show the world its muscle.

But now you have Obama, Oprah, Sharpton, Hillary, Rosie Mcdonald, Whoopi Goldberg, Kim Kardashian as your mental, political, economic & spiritual leaders.  Now who's to blame??

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2014, 08:40:00 PM »
John Wayne would not approve


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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2014, 09:02:14 PM »
So many pussies in the United States now.  What the fuck happened?

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2014, 09:08:58 PM »
So many pussies in the United States now.  What the fuck happened?

US used to make anti-nazi movies during WWII. 

http://www.politico.com/story/2014/12/hollywood-sony-hackers-north-korea-113691.html?hp=t1_r

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2014, 09:12:21 PM »
So many pussies in the United States now.  What the fuck happened?
I'm with you on this one.

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2014, 09:15:54 PM »
Was probably a shitty movie anyway.

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2014, 09:18:03 PM »
Was probably a shitty movie anyway.

George W. Bush would have invaded North Korea by now.  I miss that sunofabitch.

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2014, 09:36:15 PM »
George W. Bush would have invaded North Korea by now.  I miss that sunofabitch.
Agree on point 1.

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2014, 09:47:01 PM »
Welcome to the rise of the Asian powers.

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2014, 10:25:13 PM »
More like these execs want the email leaks to stop rather than them being concerned about a terrorist threat...

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2014, 10:36:23 PM »
would have sucked anyways.
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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2014, 10:49:43 PM »
Didn't the  remake of Red Dawn get altered at the last minute because it showed North Korea as the bad guys? 

North Korea is dictating the stories of Hollywierd films.
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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2014, 05:07:31 AM »
Good propaganda for North Korea.


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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2014, 05:18:17 AM »
Juche power.

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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2014, 05:51:29 AM »
George W. Bush would have invaded North Korea by now.  I miss that sunofabitch.

LOL?   Bush gave one million barrels of oil to NKorea, bribing them to stop launching missiles at Hawaii.

Clinton was very tough on NKorea.  Bush & Obama have been soft on them. 
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Re: America F*ck No!!! Paramount cancels Team America Screenings.
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2014, 06:08:37 AM »

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