"The pastor has denied the allegations, telling police in a separate statement that he was at the lake to look for a friend who fishes there, and that he was taking the pornography back to someone else."
Since when do pastors moonlight as pornography curriers? That's right up there with, "I collected years of bodybuilding magazines, muscle videos, and attended countless bodybuilding shows for someone else. No homo.

Hating yourself is not the answer.
