i was raped last night..

[Walter Sobchak]

Yes. The kind of guy who watches Broke Back Mountain because only because it's a "fishing movie".

347 times, because he likes the scenery and music. Fast forwards past the part with Anne Hathaway's naked boobs.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

I may be assuming here but Brixton might be the kind of "man" who goes to the laundromat in sweat pants and leans against all the washers to make sure everything is in proper working order.

[Walter Sobchak]

I may be assuming here but Brixton might be the kind of "man" who goes to the laundromat in sweat pants and leans against all the washers to make sure everything is in proper working order.

Took a job at a bowling alley so he could sniff the men's rental bowling shoes.

[The True Adonis]

I heard he only tried to be an Army Ranger because he wanted to wear the beret.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

LOLOLOL Wear's biker clothes but doesn't own a motorcycle

[The True Adonis]

LOLOLOL Wear's biker clothes but doesn't own a motorcycle

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Buys power tools with no place to use them.

[The True Adonis]

I bet he has a life sized poster of Rollie Fingers in his breakfast nook.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Buys power tools with no place to use them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, know the guys at Sears by first name and pre orders latex gloves

[BroadStreetBruiser]

HAHAHAHA Posts on Tindr as "Catfish Hunter"

[Conker]

good for you. hope he wasn't too rough

[thegamechanger]

im trying to join you guys but i cant seem to get my mind around this gay thinking, even when joking i guess im too straight

[The True Adonis]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, know the guys at Sears by first name and pre orders latex gloves

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

hahahah I bet he applied to be an Assistant Manager at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

[Brixtonbulldog]

lol.. this roast is brutal.  i DO have a sweatpants with a hole cut into them but it's in the front for quick-response sexual assault. 

btw, it's bug 'catching,' not chasing.  get it right clowns.  sheesh

[Walter Sobchak]

lol.. this roast is brutal.  i DO have a sweatpants with a hole cut into them but it's in the front for quick-response sexual assault. 

btw, it's bug 'catching,' not chasing.  get it right clowns.  sheesh

OP knows his way around a San Francisco bathhouse (in a fake velvet sweatsuit).

[BroadStreetBruiser]

LOL I bet he walks into the art supply store and finds the biggest guy in the place to ask him if the Crayola Finger Paints are edible and "wash off easy".

[Rambone]

Brixtonbulldog is the type of guy that mails himself a package just so he can get a glimpse of the homosexual postman in tight shorts and safari hat.

Oils up and Re-enacts the Top Gun volleyball scene in front of his bedroom mirror.

Hahahaha

[BroadStreetBruiser]

I heard about the time he went to Best Buy to return "Analyze This" and told them the reason was because there's no anal in it.

[pedro01]

gf and i had a party at our house.  just a few people, nothing huge.  well the drinking got quite heavy and before we knew it everyone was hammered.  so everyone left around 1am or so and we hit the sack.  i took one of her sleepy drugs to pass out and did so immediately. 

so this morning i come downstairs and she's sitting on the couch with a huge smile on her face.  panic then set in as i am known for doing quite extraordinary things while imbibing.  turns out i didn't go straight to sleep as i imagined.  she had her way with me and then discarded my robotic carcass like a cheap whore.  i remember none of this. 

..i've been roofied and used like a college skank in a cheap bar.  dang

Did  'she' go in dry or lube you up first?

For seepage, I'd recommend inserting some cotton wool balls and doing kegels to tighten up again.

If there is tearing, then you should go and see a doctor. You may need a couple of stitches.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

Did  'she' go in dry or lube you up first?

For seepage, I'd recommend inserting some cotton wool balls and doing kegels to tighten up again.

If there is tearing, then you should go and see a doctor. You may need a couple of stitches.

The fact you know this makes me sick to my stomach abs.

[pellius]

Something tells me this isn`t the first time he has allowed himself to be taken advantage of.

Considering that his gf hammered him with a strap on and he remembers nor feels nothing in the morning indicates that his rectum is no stranger to being violated.

[The True Adonis]

LOL I bet he walks into the art supply store and finds the biggest guy in the place to ask him if the Crayola Finger Paints are edible and "wash off easy".

ROFLAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I bet he "ran into a few old friends" again at the annual Cast-Iron Pan convention.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

ROFLAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I bet he "ran into a few old friends" again at the annual Cast-Iron Pan convention.

LOLOLOLOLOL A bro who walks into the Spread Eagle Social Club dressed like a leather nazi biker and says "hey I hear they have a really good jukebox here"

[Man of Steel]

maybe this thread is 1 dude gettin laid and a bunch not gettin laid LOL....put me in that second bucket 

[Walter Sobchak]

LOLOLOLOLOL A bro who walks into the Spread Eagle Social Club dressed like a leather nazi biker and says "hey I hear they have a really good jukebox here"

Owns a coffee table book with 385 pages of pictures inside Anderson Cooper's sock drawer.

[The True Adonis]

LOLOLOLOLOL A bro who walks into the Spread Eagle Social Club dressed like a leather nazi biker and says "hey I hear they have a really good jukebox here"

ROFLMAO!!!!  I am dying over here. hahhahah


Orville Redenbacher is probably his grandfather.