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El Diablo Blanco

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Getbigger pick up lines
« on: December 24, 2014, 07:57:07 AM »
I can bench 400
Do you have a cock?  Would hit anyways.
I once sat next to Jonesy on a bus.
Do you lift?
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2014, 07:58:48 AM »
nice heels , wanna fuck ?
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2014, 08:06:08 AM »
gotta say this when standing in line waiting to pay...
"I may not be the cashier, but I'M checking you out!"

CAn never remember these lines as I've never used one.

From "NIght at the Roxbury"
"Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants!"
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2014, 08:07:23 AM »
How do you spell "stud"
I got the "s"
the "T'
the "d"
now all I need is "u!"

That was from family guy, guess who said that one, lol???
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2014, 09:53:44 AM »
Hey pet, you don't sweat much for a fat lass... English guys should know where this came from

Gift wrapped that for the Hebrew posters..
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2014, 11:46:17 AM »
I don't say a word. I just show her one of the many pics on my phone of shits I have taken. Down goes the panties.
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2014, 11:48:24 AM »
You gonna suck my dick or what?
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2014, 12:03:14 PM »
Quote from: gym**rat on December 24, 2014, 11:46:17 AM
I don't say a word. I just show her one of the many pics on my phone of shits I have taken. Down goes the panties.

I wouldn't have thought to try that. I assume you take the pic before wiping. Will try that soon.
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2014, 12:05:43 PM »
do U surf  ;)
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2014, 12:18:18 PM »
Got some corn in the tank?
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2014, 12:25:38 PM »
"I'm not Lee Priest, so don't worry.."
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2014, 12:27:00 PM »
Quote from: Dr Dutch on December 24, 2014, 12:25:38 PM
"I'm not Lee Priest, so don't worry.."

New NABBA Mr.U is not LP  :D
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2014, 12:27:34 PM »
Is that a penor in your pants, or are you just 'on'
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2014, 12:28:51 PM »
"wanna smell my used workout underwear, or just lick my glasses??"
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2014, 12:30:20 PM »
"eh, wanna rub ballsacks till the sparks are flying?" *Juruthian explorer*
"I've fucked assholes bigger than you!" *aggressive seducer*
"you're in the mood and I'm all out of lube" *sexy salesman*
"A grapefruit behind you!" *GHB internship*
"Mr. I think we've got a sword to cross" *assertive british gentleman*
"These chemtrails make me so horny!" *intoxicated Ufo conventionist*
"Mooooooooooooooooom!" *blue ball getbigger*
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2014, 12:34:14 PM »
No need for pick up lines when they are unconscious.

Just sayin'..
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2014, 01:24:21 PM »
Does this look infected?
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2014, 01:36:44 PM »
Quote from: da_vinci on December 24, 2014, 12:34:14 PM
No need for pick up lines when they are unconscious.

Just sayin'..

Does this rag smell like chloroform ?

Does this drink taste like a roofie?
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2014, 02:17:31 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on December 24, 2014, 01:36:44 PM
Does this rag smell like chloroform ?

Does this drink taste like a roofie?

Yep. these work like a charm. And "Calm down." one.
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2014, 02:21:43 PM »
"want to be in my next photoshop?"

"I will mount you like Goodrum tops a stranger in a Walmart restroom"

"Do I have a condom? I am a Getbigger, baby"

"wanna go to Uncle Joon's place and get fucked by a black girl with a strap on?"

"I can read some kahn n singh posts to you after you blow me"
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2014, 02:34:41 PM »
Hey!!!.....it ain't gonna suck itself!!
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2014, 02:35:55 PM »
Fuckie suckie  ???
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2014, 02:38:48 PM »
"wanna go to my place and watch Johhny Falcon videos and listen to Jethro Tull?"

"I have a big collection of Ironmeister photoshops. They are best viewed on a large monitor in my bedroom"

"we can go on Skype with Vince Basile if you like being talked to like a little dirty slut"

"are you turned on be the thought of me wearing a bunny suit in the bedroom?"
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2014, 02:41:01 PM »
Quote from: wes on December 24, 2014, 02:35:55 PM
Fuckie suckie  ???

Had traction during the renaissance...  :D
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Re: Getbigger pick up lines
« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2014, 02:42:47 PM »
Come n get some...
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