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Army of One

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is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:19:32 PM »
Balls didn't touch, I'm ok right?
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2014, 03:20:19 PM »
You're fine.

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scottt

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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2014, 03:21:54 PM »
If two men are in the same room with erections its gay.
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2014, 03:24:14 PM »
Quote from: scottt on December 27, 2014, 03:21:54 PM
If two men are in the same room with erections its gay.

You being conceived must have been quite the gay event.
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2014, 03:27:48 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on December 27, 2014, 03:19:32 PM
Balls didn't touch, I'm ok right?

Balls touching is actually only one of several criteria that must be met to "make it gay"

So I'd say you're in the clear most likely, unless you don't want to be, which is fine of course.

Quote from: Belieber on December 27, 2014, 03:24:14 PM
You being conceived must have been quite the gay event.

Haha yes it must have been :D
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2014, 03:31:11 PM »
Quote from: Belieber on December 27, 2014, 03:24:14 PM
You being conceived must have been quite the gay event.
Sorry to offend you I didn't know you were a homo.
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2014, 03:44:36 PM »
Quote from: scottt on December 27, 2014, 03:31:11 PM
Sorry to offend you I didn't know you were a homo.

Well I can't lie, I had a great time at the event.
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Army of One

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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2014, 04:34:06 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on December 27, 2014, 03:27:48 PM
Balls touching is actually only one of several criteria that must be met to "make it gay"

So I'd say you're in the clear most likely, unless you don't want to be, which is fine of course.

Haha yes it must have been :D

Please list the other criteria so I may sleep well tonight
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2014, 04:59:39 PM »
"The claim 'I'm straight' is the psychosexual analogue of 'The check is in the mail': if you need to say it, your credit or creditability is already in doubt."  ::)
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2014, 05:05:08 PM »
Quote from: BayGBM on December 27, 2014, 04:59:39 PM
"The claim 'I'm straight' is the psychosexual analogue of 'The check is in the mail': if you need to say it, your credit or creditability is already in doubt."  ::)

more wishful thinking from the queer community.  how pathetic.
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Army of One

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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2014, 05:11:09 PM »
Quote from: BayGBM on December 27, 2014, 04:59:39 PM
"The claim 'I'm straight' is the psychosexual analogue of 'The check is in the mail': if you need to say it, your credit or creditability is already in doubt."  ::)

Bay, are you saying option D is common?
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The Scott

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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2014, 05:41:30 PM »
Quote from: BayGBM on December 27, 2014, 04:59:39 PM
"The claim 'I'm straight' is the psychosexual analogue of 'The check is in the mail': if you need to say it, your credit or creditability is already in doubt."  ::)

Whoa there fellow (James) Bondage Buddy!  Surely you jest?  Or are you merely playing the role of weiner's advocate?   ;D ;D

When driving and you ask a friend for directions and they say "Go straight!", do you point out that you prefer the term
"Go forward"?

Of course not!  But it would be funny if you did! 

A belated Merry Christmas to you, sir and an early Happy New Year!   ;D
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2014, 06:09:50 PM »
Only gay if you use the word fabulous.
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2014, 06:22:17 PM »
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2014, 07:41:59 PM »
Just ask yourself

What would Bob do
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2014, 07:02:54 AM »
The only thing gayer is.........well nothing. You're gay.HTH
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2014, 07:29:52 AM »
What if balls touch chin???
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2014, 07:32:35 AM »
"It's only gay if you kiss and suck nipples, otherwise you're just showing him who the bottom bitch is."
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2014, 08:07:37 AM »
If the balls don't touch it's about the equivalent of shaking hands.
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2014, 08:08:53 AM »
Quote from: wikkedonez on December 28, 2014, 07:29:52 AM
What if balls touch chin???

Only gay if you're looking up into his eyes.
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2014, 08:54:41 AM »
What if he's looking into your eyes???
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2014, 09:00:40 AM »
Quote from: wikkedonez on December 28, 2014, 07:29:52 AM
What if balls touch chin???

You thank the GOD of muscle worship and sniff it in.  ;D  ALL Homo.
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2014, 09:04:05 AM »
Quote from: wikkedonez on December 28, 2014, 08:54:41 AM
What if he's looking into your eyes???

If you know about it then you are looking into his eyes, and that under some circumstances could be considered to be gay.
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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2014, 09:09:26 AM »
good thread for a dime piece tranny plug-in

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wikkedonez

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Re: is it gay?I didnt want it to be
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2014, 09:18:04 AM »
What if you look in his eyes and
think of Rich Piana????.
...all homo?
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