Can't negotiate with blacks for several reasons.
First, language barrier. There is no way a negotiator can understand a black guy talking in a phone, "wonna git sum dat fryed chhhiken, wut u guna do foo, bing bong wut, OK, hit dat fo me sun, woop dere it is, my hebrew my hebrew, bout dat. Ya heard me?"
Second, there are not enough fried chicken stores to meet demands.
Third, it's not economically feasible to call in a negotiator (overtime pay) when a bullet does the job and cuts down on recidivism.