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What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:21:12 PM »
 ???


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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2014, 05:25:44 PM »
No athleticism whatsoever and gave up

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2014, 05:29:10 PM »
He found out he would't be competing against women.

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2014, 05:30:15 PM »
The Beast was never unleashed.

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2014, 05:39:09 PM »
The closest he got to wrasslin other dudes in the ring was at the cocktagon (room 7 by the ice machine)

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2014, 05:41:01 PM »
Wait....big muscles don't translate to being a good fighter?

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2014, 05:42:33 PM »
Wait....big muscles don't translate to being a good fighter?

I see what you did there.

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2014, 05:42:36 PM »
He will end as a 4-tier gay porn actor....

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2014, 05:43:40 PM »
Is it gay to fuck yourself w/ a yankee candle?

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2014, 05:50:14 PM »
The closest he got to wrasslin other dudes in the ring was at the cocktagon (room 7 by the ice machine)

Lmao

Now, that's classic Getbig comedy, right there. The ice machine was a nice touch.

Well done. Sir.

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2014, 05:53:45 PM »
Due to his experiences grappling other men, he is slightly changing the words of his namesakes famous song to 'sometimes when balls touch' and hoping to become a pop superstar in Germany like Hasselhoff


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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2014, 06:17:02 PM »
Is it gay to fuck yourself w/ a yankee candle?

Oh hell no. What else would families do right before lighting their 4th of July fireworks?

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2014, 06:17:08 PM »
Is it gay to fuck yourself w/ a yankee candle?

Only if you want it to be?  ???

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2014, 06:22:33 PM »
Only if you want it to be?  ???

Only if the wick touches pubes

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2014, 06:53:37 PM »
Only if the wick touches pubes

That's a good rule. You ain't a man if you haven't taken a jar candle to the poop chute IMHO (no homo of course)

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2014, 06:54:28 PM »
I mean my friend was asking....I told him as long as it's not a manly scent he should be good. Something like Ocean Breeze or Cinnamon

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2014, 06:59:22 PM »
I mean my friend was asking....I told him as long as it's not a manly scent he should be good. Something like Ocean Breeze or Cinnamon

Agreed, glad we have that sorted.

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2014, 07:10:35 PM »
I mean my friend was asking....I told him as long as it's not a manly scent he should be good. Something like Ocean Breeze or Cinnamon

Take your pick studddd









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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2014, 07:11:56 PM »
big dan hill has been cured from bodybuilding


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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2014, 07:18:23 PM »
big dan hill has been cured from bodybuilding



"Big" Dan has that gay man twinkle in his eyes.

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2014, 07:29:38 PM »
Man Town looks promising.......for me to poop on

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2014, 07:36:24 PM »
Steve "the hammer" namat

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2014, 07:39:25 PM »
???



DOA, just like his bodybuilding career.

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2014, 07:45:01 PM »
Man Town looks promising.......for me to poop on

"on tap" seems promising for those in thirst of the man gravy

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Re: What happened to "Big" Dan Hills MMA-career??
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2014, 10:28:57 PM »
Big Dan Hill's MMA career went Down Hill fast :-\