tell your annoying ppl at the gym story?

[Pray_4_War]

At my gym there was this young woman, blonde hair, fit, attractive face.  She was wearing a yellow sports bra and yoga pants. 

After working out she did not have sex with me or even give me the courtesy of a quick blow job.

That seriously annoyed me.  I was pissed off the rest of the night over that shit.  The nerve.

[_aj_]

I get so upset when I see wimps training without the oxygen masks that all of us serious trainers are using now.

I mean, oh, breathing 100% oxygen, aren't you the badass...

Try lifting with 40% oxygen, show us you're a real man.

I try to stay at 21% oxygen at all times.

[Viking11]

At my gym there was this young woman, blonde hair, fit, attractive face.  She was wearing a yellow sports bra and yoga pants. 

After working out she did not have sex with me or even give me the courtesy of a quick blow job.

That seriously annoyed me.  I was pissed off the rest of the night over that shit.  The nerve.

Unacceptable.  You should have reported her immediately.

[ritch]

Odd to say this, but people are not annoying me as they used to.
That aggression used to fuel my workouts so now, nothing much to be pissed about.
Hence why I come here.
Help me get big, getbig.

[Dokey111]

Regular douche at my gym, talks waaaay more than he exercises.  I overheard him teasing a guy, reminding him "hey remember last time you were here, and you told me you were working out and you didn't have time to talk?  Remember?  Ha ha remember?"  Meanwhile, the guy is still trying to exercise again !

[LittleJ]

This one guy at my gym seems to have some type of cough. Fucker is disgusting, go home if you're that sick.

One big dude at my gym has this. Every time he's in the gym, he's always coughing. 

[HTexan]

One big dude at my gym has this. Every time he's in the gym, he's always coughing. 

Allergies ?

[TheShape.]

Allergies ?

Tren

[Thong Maniac]

Big perma bulker repo man or corrections officer type comes in all the time to just bench insane amount of weight. Asks me to spot his 500lb press. Ok whatever, i do it. Get no thank you, not even a grunt in my direction. I some what hope he asks me again so i can be like "no thanks, u didnt even thank me last time"..but im such a beta i will probably say "ok sure!"

[LittleJ]

Tren

That's what I was thinking since he stays on gear all year

[cephissus]

For the first time in years, I don't have a gym membership

Switched to home gym for the time being.  Surprisingly, it's not half as depressing as I thought it would be.

[thebrink]

Everytime i'm doing a heavy set of squats, the retarded janitor vacuums right around my feet and directly in my vicinity and personal space..during my fucking set. Not cool. And by the time i'm done my set he's gone.

I am going to kill him quick. 

[chaos]

Everytime i'm doing a heavy set of squats, the retarded janitor vacuums right around my feet and directly in my vicinity and personal space..during my fucking set. Not cool. And by the time i'm done my set he's gone.

I am going to kill him quick. 

[ChristopherA]

That's what I was thinking since he stays on gear all year

You think if you take tren you cough all the time? The only time you might get tren cough is after a shot

[DanM]

I find it annoying when the crossfit d-bag types don't have enough perspective as in not to bother/try to rush a guy who is repping out hundreds of more pounds that what they can max, no sense or respect whatsoever and all just so they can either swing around like kids on a playground or do some sort of super sets with soccer mom weight.

[LittleJ]

You think if you take tren you cough all the time? The only time you might get tren cough is after a shot

Maybe its some form of chronic coughing. It's seems really weird

[20inch calves]

I find it annoying when the crossfit d-bag types don't have enough perspective as in not to bother/try to rush a guy who is repping out hundreds of more pounds that what they can max, no sense or respect whatsoever and all just so they can either swing around like kids on a playground or do some sort of super sets with soccer mom weight.

Yeah crossfittrrs are bad. All the middle age house wives at my gym think they are crossfitters now. They have jump from one thing to another hogging everything.

[thebrink]

Guy looks alot like you actually, ugly bald guy who's seems to be the butt end of all the jokes in his workplace , always strikes out with women   

[RRKore]

Everytime i'm doing a heavy set of squats, the retarded janitor vacuums right around my feet and directly in my vicinity and personal space..during my fucking set. Not cool. And by the time i'm done my set he's gone.

I am going to kill him quick. 

I know that janitor. 

He's the same mofo that freaks out if he's mopping the locker-room floor when I'm changing and I make him go around me, right?

[thebrink]

I know that janitor. 

He's the same mofo that freaks out if he's mopping the locker-room floor when I'm changing and I make him go around me, right?

Yup. King of the locker room

[240 is Back]

I try to stay at 21% oxygen at all times.

Would love to bake my corn loaf in the CO2 you exhale.

[ritch]

The capitan Morgan stances the majority of guys do in between sets.
Guys who move their lips to the music they're listening to, like they're so emotional, fuck off with that shit...

[chaos]

Guy looks alot like you actually, ugly bald guy who's seems to be the butt end of all the jokes in his workplace , always strikes out with women   

[thebrink]

 

[Howard]

This afternoon, I walked into the gym, looked around was going to work chest.
Then I saw the image of this older, douchebag who can be very annoying.
Hmmm, I suddenly realized it was me and I considered killing myself on the drive home.