There was this guy who always wore a headband, shorts (to show off his calf muscles) and a tanktop (to show off his tattooed sleeves). He always used to shadowbox in front of the mirror.
He used to jump from machine to machine and in between sets, would shadowbox in front of the mirror. Thus, it was difficult to tell which machine he was using/not using.
So, I approached a machine and was about to use it and saw him shadowboxing. Once he was done, I said:
Me: "Hey, I was wondering if you're using this machine now?"
Guy: "Whatever man, go ahead and take it."
Me: "Well, if you're using it, its all good. I can go somewhere else. I just didn't know."
Guy: "Yeah, Im sort of using it."
Me: "Sort of? This is not too difficult. Are you using it, yes or no?"
Guy: "Yeah, I am"
Me: "Fuck, that is all you had to say." ::I walk away::