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Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« on: January 02, 2015, 12:43:16 PM »
 She was 81.



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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2015, 12:43:54 PM »
Would have fucked raw in her prime...
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2015, 12:44:34 PM »
Would fuck raw today.
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2015, 12:45:28 PM »
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2015, 12:56:31 PM »
would have fukd her raw yesterday, today not so much.
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2015, 12:57:42 PM »
Wikipedia has her dying in the future

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Died   February 1, 2015 (aged 81)
Zachary, Louisiana, U.S.
 
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2015, 01:02:56 PM »
TV's first closet lesbian character.  Ground breaking.
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2015, 01:04:19 PM »
Quote from: hrspwr1 on January 02, 2015, 12:56:31 PM
would have fukd her raw yesterday, today not so much.

having a hangover?
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2015, 01:41:14 PM »
Quote from: Knooger on January 02, 2015, 12:44:34 PM
Would fuck raw today.

Ya , but she'd just lay there and be a dead fuk.
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2015, 01:42:15 PM »
the king gave her one or two
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2015, 01:46:44 PM »
Quote from: Dokey111 on January 02, 2015, 01:42:15 PM
the king gave her one or two

I doubt it, but King Kamalli may have boned an older hotty?
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2015, 01:48:17 PM »
Just watched her last night on The Twilight Zone.  :'( RIP
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2015, 02:13:11 PM »
Quote from: Dokey111 on January 02, 2015, 01:42:15 PM
the king gave her one or two

Truee, Elvis put the big king in her, she fell in love and to him it was just another movie set fling. She never got over it - read she took years to start dating again.  God bless.

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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2015, 02:17:14 PM »
this is bodybuilding related because dave draper was on her show. see youtube clips.
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2015, 02:19:09 PM »
Quote from: funk51 on January 02, 2015, 02:17:14 PM
this is bodybuilding related because dave draper was on her show. see youtube clips.

He had a bad case of the barbells  . . .

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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2015, 02:59:49 PM »
Going to the big cement pond in the sky.   Pip
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2015, 03:05:36 PM »
Lots of old bastards in this thread
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2015, 03:32:58 PM »
Quote from: Howard on January 02, 2015, 01:41:14 PM
Ya , but she'd just lay there and be a dead fuk.

Given her condition I could forgive her for that.
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2015, 04:35:50 PM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on January 02, 2015, 01:02:56 PM
TV's first closet lesbian character.  Ground breaking.

I thought Miss Hathaway was the carpet licker.

Ellie Mae got porked by Elvis in real life.
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2015, 04:36:25 PM »
RIP  :(
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2015, 07:51:41 AM »
 :o
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2015, 03:22:46 PM »
What was she, your nanny or cleaning woman or what ?   ???
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2015, 04:04:50 PM »
RIP
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2015, 05:44:15 AM »
Quote from: Bevo on January 02, 2015, 03:05:36 PM
Lots of old bastards in this thread

I reckon.  The Beverley Hillbillies?!
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Re: Elly May Clampett R.I.P.
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2015, 06:09:14 AM »
RIP Elly May.
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